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Rooftop KFC siege
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Rooftop KFC seige
Drader

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Posted: Tuesday, June 06, 2006 - 04:49 PM UTC
AJLaFleche

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Posted: Tuesday, June 06, 2006 - 05:19 PM UTC
This say it all: "However, experts in human rights law dismissed this as a "ludicrous and even deliberate" misunderstanding of the law."
Vic

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Posted: Tuesday, June 06, 2006 - 05:32 PM UTC
That as a farce,
No food, no water and leave him to cook in the sun, He'd have soon come down.
What rights does he deserve.
thedutchie

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Posted: Tuesday, June 06, 2006 - 05:41 PM UTC
Wow: Almost sounds like Canada :-) :-)
Im with this guy:
Im with this guy:
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"If I was in charge, I’d shoot this bloke down from there without any hesitation whatsoever," Mr Swatton said.
keenan

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Posted: Tuesday, June 06, 2006 - 07:39 PM UTC
Another article with brick hurling picture goodness...
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006260255,00.html
Shaun :-)
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006260255,00.html
Shaun :-)
DaveCox

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Posted: Tuesday, June 06, 2006 - 10:33 PM UTC
Bet he doesn't even have to pay for the damage to the roof either - if it was my house I'd want him nailed there to cover the hole he made !
A bit extreme maybe, but then I've been told that I'm slightly to the right of Attilla the Hun - if he steals 10p (about 25cents) hang the bastard.
A bit extreme maybe, but then I've been told that I'm slightly to the right of Attilla the Hun - if he steals 10p (about 25cents) hang the bastard.
kiwibelg

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Posted: Wednesday, June 07, 2006 - 12:16 AM UTC
I think considering the circumstances he is one lucky S.O.B!!
Talk about politically correct police officers!If i'd been one of those coppers,there would of been more things 'fried' than the chicken!! Cheers,Shay :-) :-)
Talk about politically correct police officers!If i'd been one of those coppers,there would of been more things 'fried' than the chicken!! Cheers,Shay :-) :-)
mlb63

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Posted: Wednesday, June 07, 2006 - 03:36 AM UTC
The police should have gone up there,beat him senseless and then thrown him off the roof!!!!
Posted: Wednesday, June 07, 2006 - 03:40 AM UTC
rather than KFC they should have threatened him with another three letters
SAS
bet he'd have begged the police to take him in
SAS
bet he'd have begged the police to take him in
MrMox

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Posted: Wednesday, June 07, 2006 - 12:43 PM UTC
"hey dude, guess what. We called the SAS, they bring sharpshooters .... , They´ll be here in an hour ..."
:-)
:-)
thedutchie

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Posted: Wednesday, June 07, 2006 - 04:17 PM UTC
Why didnt they drug his food? He could have passed out, woke up in jail. The End.
I also liked the SAS idea. :-) :-) :-) :-)
I also liked the SAS idea. :-) :-) :-) :-)
Vic

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Posted: Wednesday, June 07, 2006 - 04:53 PM UTC
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Why didnt they drug his food? He could have passed out, woke up in jail. The End.
Better still, drug his food, pass out and fall off the roof.
grimreaper

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Posted: Wednesday, June 07, 2006 - 06:03 PM UTC
Where's a good sniper when you need him?
Ahhhh, target practice....smile at the birdie!!!!!! Boink!
Ahhhh, target practice....smile at the birdie!!!!!! Boink!
Mech-Maniac

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Posted: Thursday, June 08, 2006 - 09:28 AM UTC
I'm surprised he did have to use the bathroom after 19 hours on a roof and a whole bucket of KFC :-) ...that is greasy stuff
....or maybe thats why he really came down
....or maybe thats why he really came down
Easy_Co

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Posted: Monday, June 12, 2006 - 12:27 AM UTC
When I was a copper we used to turn a hose on them specially in winter, usually did the trick
Mojo

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Posted: Tuesday, June 13, 2006 - 05:29 PM UTC
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Better still, drug his food, pass out and fall off the roof.
Now that would have made a great news story... :-) :-) :-)
Funny how the criminals have more rights then the victims..
Dave
HONEYCUT

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Posted: Tuesday, June 13, 2006 - 06:59 PM UTC
Human rights in the form of Kentucky Fried Chicken... Are they taking the piss? He should sue them for GBH :-)
spooky6

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Posted: Tuesday, June 13, 2006 - 09:46 PM UTC
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I'm surprised he did have to use the bathroom after 19 hours on a roof and a whole bucket of KFC :-)
What do you think he was doing behind that chimney?
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