What appointments do we have in the DSB? I know StugIII is the propaganda minister. Jackhammer is Chief of Secret Police (and resident nut#:-) ). Obviously, Pak is is the Grand Leader of the Sty with SS-74 as second in command. There is a War leader, GeneralZod? Do we have a records keeper? I'll volenteer for that position.
Pig Salute. Oink Freakin' Oink.

well, since we made up our titles, i don't see why not merk #:-) , make it funny, make it good! Jack has really gone with his questioning so have fun with it. stug

ah, go ahead

Chris Pig no.1
Porcinius Maximus

there you go. what are you thinking for your title? just don't ask jack for suggestions, you might end up being interogated #:-) now i think it should be fun and hint at what you propose to do for the sty. have fun stug

After a thorough and complete backround check,The Guess-stop-oh has deemed you fit for service. We,being I,which is a name I can myself.Fa-a long,long way to run,so-a thing we do with thread,la-a note to follow so,te-a drink with jam & bread.and that brings us back to D'oh! ............Now where was I?...Oh,yes,we have only one question. Are you of noble blood? How did you come by it? Who are your relatives? Have you now,or ever been, a member of a quilting clutch? Where are your manners? Where is Waldo?.......So we weren't as thorough as we thought,but we are a perfect orginization in an imperfect world! And we act as though we have no authority over us,except The Further,our wife, and our morals!....ok...the last one is a figment of someones imagination but.....if I keep up this insolence,I will have to bring myself in for questioning! And I still have some more hair to grow,after the last time, for a good interrorgation!

And on top of the existing titles, I will like once again state that I am merely a Servant to the Sty!!! Oink Freak'n Oink!!!!

Merk can definitely be the record keeper, but of what record? and Jackus I think you need do some serious finger nail pulling test oh him to see if he can keep secrets....... I mean after all if our role Model Gollum could after torture said "baggins and shire", it's no gurantee in the mortals.......

Preciousssssssssss..............Famo..iussssssssss..........

Davidus, all want to to is keep record of our numbers, callsigns, real names and possilbly emails(total optional). This is to avoid embarasssing mix ups we have experienced earlier.
I'm thinking of the title of Keeper of the Sacred Records of the Sty #:-) #:-) I may have to team up with the one man Guess-Stop-Oh to keep our records secure :-)

I'm pig 31 the PMC Pig Militia Commander

I will be the Minister of internal security.

Andrew

The Royal Lurker

Hi John I was wondering where you've been, Your rolyal lurkiness.

Hehe, all sounds extremely well to me, can I also be the Minister of Entertainment?

Just doing my job Merkavius! Lurking

As I do the jokes for the newsletter (Stug allowed me to do this) I will accept the title of Morale Officer and if needed cartoonist

Sure Morale officer and cartoonist for Faust, He is real talented!

And Faust, I also have something in my sleeves that you might like, this shall improve your pig status. The kindness of you give us a logo won't go unanswered....

I bow for this great Honour Oh Davidus pig nr 2 in the order of the Sty

Got a new appointment title from the Keeper of the Records:

Captain of the Lurker Recon Group

Well , I wonder if I could be The Air Support Commander for our Tank Division , it will be an honor for me .

Best Regards PIG#35