There will be a halftime show at the hammies consisting of Sausage-Link Letter as Ham-let and Roseanne Barr (Pig reference implied) as the The Three Little Pigs! I,for one(because I am only one,except those stupid voices which would make me 5,but that sounds stupid),will be criticing the sty carpet fashions and have a little chat with the stars of the DSB. Can we Oink here............All seriousness aside, there will be a special Pig of the Millenium award,made by me,presented by Britney Squeals to me,and accepted by,none other,than me!!!!! If Micheal Jackson can do it........SO CAN I!!!!!! AND I don't have to dangle a piglet to do it either!