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mikeli125
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Posted: Friday, February 10, 2006 - 06:48 PM UTC
Have go at Dionne Warwicks cosmic peephole Uncanny and true predictions
AJLaFleche
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Posted: Friday, February 10, 2006 - 07:28 PM UTC
"mikeli125 was just brought to tears by a heart-wrenching article in Soap Opera Digest."

Hmmm!
:-) :-) :-)
Grumpyoldman
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Posted: Friday, February 10, 2006 - 07:35 PM UTC
davy maclean was doing something I can't say here..... :-) :-) :-)
AJLaFleche
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Posted: Friday, February 10, 2006 - 07:40 PM UTC
"Grumpyoldman just told a room full of people about your paid membership at HornyDiscoNurses.com"
kiwibelg
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Posted: Friday, February 10, 2006 - 09:01 PM UTC
I'm sorry mate...that is one sick website..look at my prediction:
Kiwibelg worships at a personal shrine to Rhea Perlman.
Great..the last thing i need is Danny De Vito coming around this weekend and whooping my ass. :-) cheers,Shay
VonCuda
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Posted: Friday, February 10, 2006 - 11:51 PM UTC
That website is ridiculous!
............................................................................................................I don't even like cucumbers!

Hermon
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Posted: Saturday, February 11, 2006 - 12:05 AM UTC
Def Lepard's power ballad "Love Bites" makes shain cry like a broken-hearted teenager.


so true
redneck
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Posted: Saturday, February 11, 2006 - 12:48 AM UTC
lets see.

President Bush just went to the restroom - and DIDN'T WASH HIS HANDS AFTERWARDS!


Wait a second. Your supposed to wash your hands after using the bathroom? Oops. :-)
Anti44Hero
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Posted: Saturday, February 11, 2006 - 01:19 AM UTC
"Anti Hero is gripped by an unshakable fear of pickles. "

Are they pickles... or cucumbers? why cant they just make up their minds!
generalzod
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Posted: Saturday, February 11, 2006 - 02:55 AM UTC
Guess I better turn in my guy card Says General Zod longs to collect porcelain collectibles

Verie sad
almonkey
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Posted: Saturday, February 11, 2006 - 03:05 AM UTC
i do what now?
almonkey licks other peoples' possessions while they're at work.
looks like i'm busted!
Tarok
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Posted: Saturday, February 11, 2006 - 03:08 AM UTC
Tarok is secretly engaged in an adulterous tryst with a Nordic hunchback named Sven.

How on earth did they find out? I told Sven to keep this quiet!!!! :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)

And my wife....... Tracey wears fruit leather g-strings. Whoa mama!!!!! :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)
TankCarl
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Posted: Saturday, February 11, 2006 - 07:24 AM UTC

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TankCarl is applying tooth-whitening gel to a chipped and coffee-stained snaggle-tooth.



And I do stain my Armorama T shirt frequently with coffee.
lestweforget
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Posted: Saturday, February 11, 2006 - 09:23 AM UTC
:-) mine wasnt that bad, infact it sounds quite fun

"Dave Brown is busy maliciously spooning sour cottage cheese into unsold sneakers at Payless"
AJLaFleche
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Posted: Saturday, February 11, 2006 - 10:18 AM UTC

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ajlafleche fantasizes about flying through billowing clouds of quilted toilet tissue.


The truth comes out, now will my friend Easy Off admit to having
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a decaying human head in the refrigerator vegetable crisper


He should...I've seen it when he offered me "head cheese!'" :-)
spooky6
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Posted: Saturday, February 11, 2006 - 11:37 AM UTC

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Jim Rae thinks you are totally hot, and wants you to get naked and make a move RIGHT NOW!



I KNEW he didn't really hate me :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)
DaveCox
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Posted: Saturday, February 11, 2006 - 12:50 PM UTC
As this is a family site I can't even post what it said about me! And who the heck are (or is?) Nightline?

Definitely sick.
janwillem
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Posted: Saturday, February 11, 2006 - 03:11 PM UTC

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Jan-Willem wears fruit leather g-strings.


or

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Jan Willem is secretly engaged in an adulterous tryst with a Nordic hunchback named Sven.



bilko
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Posted: Saturday, February 11, 2006 - 06:56 PM UTC

Rudi & Janwillem - what have you guys been up to with SVEN?????? :-)

My various internet persona "accept all types of credit cards" and do all sorts of things to deformed cantaloupes.

Brian
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Posted: Saturday, February 11, 2006 - 07:23 PM UTC
redleg really has to go to the bathroom, but is too terrified of "potty seat creepies." :-)

redleg
janwillem
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Posted: Saturday, February 11, 2006 - 10:17 PM UTC

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Rudi & Janwillem - what have you guys been up to with SVEN?????? :-)


The only thing named Sven i've got came from Ikea
USMarine
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Posted: Sunday, February 12, 2006 - 09:34 AM UTC
funny site

i got "Usmarine molests goldfish. " sick ae


cheers
matt who doesnt molest goldfish