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Indian Marriage Ads
spooky6
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Posted: Wednesday, February 01, 2006 - 09:38 AM UTC
Over here in SL we love to laugh at the Indians (sort of like the English vs the Irish), so here's me doing my patriotic duty and sharing the joke. These were taken off shaadi.com, a site where Indians can propose marriage in the hope that someone will take 'em up on it.


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Hello To Viewers My Name is Shekhar , I am single i don't have female, If anyone want to Marie to me u can visit to my home. I am not a good
education but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u like me u welcome to my heart...when ever u want to meet pls visit my resident or send u letter.. Thanks yours Regards
Shekhar

i want very simple girl. from brahmin educated family from orissa state she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other
homework
(Homework?)

Wants a woman who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. she may never create any difficulties in my life or her life by which the entire life can run smoothly. thank you
(The principle of running life smoothly was never so
easy!)

she should be good looking and should have a service. she Should have one brother and one sister. she should be educated.
(ain't it unique !! 1 brother 1 sister criteria !)

I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love to make friendship. Because friendship is a first step of love. I am looking for my dreamgirl who will love me more than i. Because i love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ........hold my hand forever !!!
(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)

i am simple boy.I have lot of problem in my life because of my luck now i am looking one gal she care me and love me lot lot lot
(I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)

My wife should be as 'Shivani' as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as Tanwerr as in KSBKBT......
(Ok I haven't seen these soaps but I am sure he must be demanding too much,ain't he?)

i want a girl with no drinks if she wants she can wear jeans in house but while stepping out of house she should give respect to our cast
(by not wearing her jeans? Wat the hell...)

HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING BOY,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A GIRL ,THEY ARE
1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.
2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND
THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.
(all of us are loughing{laughing})

whatever she may be but she should feel that she is going to be someone bride and she must think of the future life if she is too like this she would be called the woman of the lamp
(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this boy wants)

i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and i love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok
(I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is suffering from "Ok-syndrome")

HI IAM VERY COOL NUATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE T.V AND NEWS OK I HAVE 1 CAR AND 1 BONWL OK MY MOTHER ALSO GOOD OK MY FARUET WORLD IS OK
(the "ok syndrome" again)

I am pran my family history my two brother two sister and Father&mother sister complity marred
(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married 'completely'?)

iam very simpel and hanest. i have three sister one brother and parent. i am doing postal sarvice and tailor master my original resdence at kalahandi diste naw iam staing at rayagada dist.
(actually what is this guy doing? Postal service or tailor.??)

my name is muhamad and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes
(height of desperation! J )

Iwant one girl who love me or my mother. she love me heartly or she have a frank she's skin colour 'normal'not a black or not a whitey. IThink the main think is heart if your heart is beautiful then you are beautiful. but iam not a handsome guy or not a good looking. but my Mom say that Iam a good guy. My father already expired . THE CHOICE IS
YOUR. bye bye.
(uttama purushan)

iam kanan. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.
(No comments)

I AM LITTLE FAIR INDIAN COLOUR. I DON'T HAVE ANY HABIT.
(maybe the poor guy meant BAD habits)

hello i am a good charactarised man. i want to run my life happily.i divorced my first wife.her charactor is not good'. i expect the good minded and clean habits girl who may be in the same caste or other caste accepted ...
(but credit cards not accepted..???)

my colour is black,but my heart is white.i like social service
(Zebra..???)

i'm looking out for who lives in bombay , girl simple who trust me lot should be roman catholic, LOVE ME ONLY.
(Now that criterion is a must, isn't it?)

to be married on jan-2006. working woman perferable
(this guy has fixed the marriage date too! But he is yet to find a bride.I wish him best of luck on behalf of all of us. I am sure he will get one soon.)

i would like a beautyfull girl. and i do not want her any treasure.because girl is the maharani.
(Now she is going to be a lucky girl! Any takers?)

ssc failed three times and worked with privated ltd company which not paying salary at present.
(Any takers again?)

Grumpyoldman
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Posted: Wednesday, February 01, 2006 - 09:48 AM UTC
That's very intersting.... and humorous.
Perhaps Grumpy should give it a try......
I'll have to think about this idea a little....
But I'm sure I'll come up with a catchy ad.... :-) :-)
insolitus
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Posted: Wednesday, February 01, 2006 - 05:52 PM UTC
Now that was my laygh for the day! Thanks David! :-)
Mojo
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Posted: Thursday, February 02, 2006 - 02:48 AM UTC
Aint love grand... :-) :-) :-)


Dave
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Posted: Friday, February 03, 2006 - 04:26 AM UTC
In Goa you dont die, In the Obit's in the paper you "expire" :-)
VonCuda
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Posted: Friday, February 03, 2006 - 05:37 AM UTC
................Must have large stash of plastic model. Should be willing to make me fried bologna and mustard sandwiches on moments notice while I build said models. Would be good if you have own airbrush and mad skills in use of.
blaster76
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Posted: Friday, February 03, 2006 - 07:40 AM UTC
Do you jus thave male ads, or can you show us female ads. Those are kind o funny. I've seen some of the Russian women and Phillipino women ads and they have a degree of humor
spooky6
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Posted: Saturday, February 04, 2006 - 11:09 AM UTC

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Do you jus thave male ads, or can you show us female ads.



Sorry, but those kinds of ads won't be allowed on this family site, Steve :-)
EasyOff
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Posted: Saturday, February 04, 2006 - 08:47 PM UTC
I wrote an add for my sister; "Single, white, flat chested, professional, witch seeks male companionship to fly around town on broom." And she scored herself a millionaire with his own accounting firm. Adds work!
Grumpyoldman
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Posted: Saturday, February 04, 2006 - 08:51 PM UTC
John, write an add for me.... :-) :-) :-)
She can have the millions....
I'll supply the broom.....
EasyOff
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Posted: Sunday, February 05, 2006 - 03:22 AM UTC

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John, write an add for me.... :-) :-) :-)
She can have the millions....
I'll supply the broom.....



Dave, I wouldn't even know where to begin. :-) :-)

Single, white, professional male with a very decorative lifestyle seeks female companionship to play house.
blaster76
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Posted: Sunday, February 05, 2006 - 03:56 AM UTC
Dave you and I need to take off and go to India and see what we can pick up. @ old American modelers looking for a female to "model"
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Posted: Sunday, February 05, 2006 - 04:56 AM UTC
In my young college days, "want to come over and see my etchings" and "Hey, would you pose for me?" use to work..... today they get a slap in the face and a dirtyoldman...... :-)