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SlapHead
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Posted: Thursday, January 12, 2006 - 04:31 AM UTC


Which way round did you say ??

from here, worth a vist, lots of pics
http://homepages.win.co.nz/bphprint/nz.html


AJ
AJLaFleche
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Posted: Thursday, January 12, 2006 - 04:37 AM UTC
"I don't get it...the girls just keep passing us by on the beach!"
Murdo
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Posted: Thursday, January 12, 2006 - 04:59 AM UTC
"WHO said this was a Muzzle loader" ???
Delbert
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Posted: Thursday, January 12, 2006 - 05:05 AM UTC
"wait untill they get closer before you throw fellows"
jlmurc
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Posted: Thursday, January 12, 2006 - 05:10 AM UTC
'Who's the joker with the Viagra'?
MonkeyGun
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Posted: Thursday, January 12, 2006 - 05:21 AM UTC
Bert felt such a fool as he made his first appearance at the El Alamein fashion week

Nobody told him this years fashion was a towel on your head , turn ups in your shorts and to carry this years must have accessory the armami 88 shell
Silantra
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Posted: Thursday, January 12, 2006 - 05:26 AM UTC
"The varisity rugby players will cry when they saw what type of 'ball' that we use........"
TankCarl
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Posted: Thursday, January 12, 2006 - 05:30 AM UTC
" While fondling their explosive shells,Tom,Dick,and Harry failed to notice the incoming tide..."
thedutchie
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Ontario, Canada
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Posted: Thursday, January 12, 2006 - 05:50 AM UTC
"Mines bigger than yours!"

Sticky
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Posted: Thursday, January 12, 2006 - 06:17 AM UTC
Boy these Jerry suppositories are BIG
MonkeyGun
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Posted: Thursday, January 12, 2006 - 07:12 AM UTC
Bill hoped the saying "size dosnt matter" really was true
Grifter
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Posted: Thursday, January 12, 2006 - 07:33 AM UTC
arrrgh, Brian you beat me to my line!

"tonight on Mythbreakers we'll see how many times these blokes can hoist their artillery shells over their heads before passing out of heat exhaustion."
05Sultan
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Posted: Thursday, January 12, 2006 - 08:06 AM UTC
Hey Mo! Hey Larry! Look! Ammosprouts!
Whooopwhooopwhooop!Nyah,Nyah.Nyah!
cheers!
USMarine
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Christchurch, New Zealand
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Posted: Thursday, January 12, 2006 - 11:44 AM UTC
Go the nz website. "oi,you behind the camara,were the hell does this go"
rebelsoldier
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Posted: Thursday, January 12, 2006 - 05:45 PM UTC
how much pol do we use?
Snowhand
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Posted: Thursday, January 12, 2006 - 09:51 PM UTC
We're posing for mr. Volstadt, who is going to make a nice drawing of us
TankCarl
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Posted: Thursday, January 12, 2006 - 10:22 PM UTC
"Oooo,cannon EGGS!"
kiwibelg
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Posted: Thursday, January 12, 2006 - 10:35 PM UTC
"Grandad,are you the one with the soup bowl on your head?"
Cheers,Shay
Slug
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Posted: Thursday, January 12, 2006 - 11:45 PM UTC
New "El Alamein" diet, reduce those thunder thighs to tooth picks in three short weeks, and the graduated weight program will keep that upper half slim and trim. Combine this with our all natural tan booths and you are ready for any night on the town

"So come on down to THE DESERT FOX SPA , the different you is in there some Where"
shoe laces optional
andy007
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Wellington, New Zealand
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Posted: Friday, January 13, 2006 - 07:38 AM UTC
LOL I love this Photo, typical Kiwis never in correct uniform but always ready for a fight.
Mojo
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Posted: Friday, January 13, 2006 - 07:53 AM UTC
We're to sexy for our shirts....... :-) :-) :-)

Dave
Fordboy
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Auckland, New Zealand
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Posted: Sunday, January 15, 2006 - 08:35 PM UTC
Hi

As a fellow kiwi I love this:

Suggested caption:

"Three intrepid modern day Kiwi travellers retracing the steps of their grandfathers during WWII in the North African Campaign have stumbled across this supply of ammunition and a German Flak. They reported that they also discovered a large number of number of vehicles in the Tunisian area they were visiting including a German Kubelwagon, Panzer III, Panzer IV, Stug IV and Tiger 1 all in running condition and surprisingly original order. With the co-operation of local authorities these rare artifacts are being removed and transported back to New Zealand for restoration and display at the NZ Army Museum. - REUTERS NEWS"

I can't wait for these to arrive.

Regards

Sean
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Posted: Monday, January 16, 2006 - 04:09 AM UTC
Right! Let me see if I got it. The Pointy end goes up the spout first, then close the breach and last fire the gun.

Oh, my brain hurts!!!!
VonCuda
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Posted: Monday, January 16, 2006 - 07:32 AM UTC
As the Captain walks towards them Johnny whispers
"Eon, your the one who stuck his bloody finger in the barrel. You explain it this time."