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A story about a blonde(Jenny),a dog & a car .
AndyD

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Posted: Friday, November 25, 2005 - 06:25 PM UTC
Gold!  :-) 
lestweforget

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Posted: Friday, November 25, 2005 - 06:27 PM UTC
 :-)  :-)  :-)  :-)  I can see an eventful and exciting future with this here new puppy.
Tarok

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Posted: Friday, November 25, 2005 - 07:05 PM UTC
Brilliant! :-)  :-)  :-)  :-)  :-) 
Sounds like something my missus would do! :-) :-)
Sounds like something my missus would do! :-) :-)
DaveCox

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Posted: Friday, November 25, 2005 - 08:52 PM UTC
Yeah, blonde moment. Just look at those big appealing eyes and you have to forgive'em though !!
DODGE01RT

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Posted: Friday, November 25, 2005 - 09:03 PM UTC
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neither should be left behind the wheel of a running car .
Or a moving one!!
Well we all know now that it's not a die job!
 Sorry Jenny I had to say it.(one blonde to another)
 Jim
Blade48mrd

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Posted: Friday, November 25, 2005 - 09:52 PM UTC
Richie - 
Too priceless. I wonder if Honey locked Jenny out as a less than sutle critique on her driving? :-)
Gotta loves those Blondes though. Enjoy my niece who has decided to stop eating meat because she's a "Veterinarian".
Blade48mrd
 
Too priceless. I wonder if Honey locked Jenny out as a less than sutle critique on her driving? :-)
Gotta loves those Blondes though. Enjoy my niece who has decided to stop eating meat because she's a "Veterinarian".
Blade48mrd
 EasyOff

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Posted: Saturday, November 26, 2005 - 04:06 AM UTC
LOL, you should get in the habbit of leaving the emergency / parking brake on as well if you leave the dog in a car. 
Max_Fischer

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Posted: Saturday, November 26, 2005 - 05:47 AM UTC
 :-) 
Wow, priceless
Wow, priceless
Posted: Saturday, November 26, 2005 - 06:01 AM UTC
That's a classic!
Either one could get away with murder in my world! Looks like you struck gold on both counts.
Our police dept. does vehicle lock-outs nearly every day. Next time that happens, I'd be happy to hop a plane and render assistance
  
 
Glad to hear both are doing okay after that tragedy.
Either one could get away with murder in my world! Looks like you struck gold on both counts.
Our police dept. does vehicle lock-outs nearly every day. Next time that happens, I'd be happy to hop a plane and render assistance
  
 Glad to hear both are doing okay after that tragedy.
Uruk-Hai

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Posted: Saturday, November 26, 2005 - 07:02 AM UTC
Wait until she notices that youve actually put the names under the pictures as if there was a need for it?
Then you gonna wish that youve been flattened by a car. :-)
Then you gonna wish that youve been flattened by a car. :-)
Grumpyoldman

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Posted: Saturday, November 26, 2005 - 07:07 AM UTC
Did some one say Blonde???
Jenny

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Posted: Saturday, November 26, 2005 - 08:55 AM UTC
I just wish that one day I am there when you do something stupid Richie Ryan , then watch this place .
I refuse to take the blame for YOUR Staffie locking me out of my car .
Next time I take your dog anywhere in my car I will leave the ignition off .
It was pretty funny afterwards though . :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)
Why did you take the shovel & garbage bag ?
Love Jenny
  
  
  
  
  
 
I refuse to take the blame for YOUR Staffie locking me out of my car .
Next time I take your dog anywhere in my car I will leave the ignition off .
It was pretty funny afterwards though . :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)
Why did you take the shovel & garbage bag ?
Love Jenny
  
  
  
  
  
 Hwa-Rang

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Posted: Saturday, November 26, 2005 - 09:02 AM UTC
 :-) priceless
There's never a powerdrill around when you need one
 
There's never a powerdrill around when you need one
 TankCarl

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Posted: Saturday, November 26, 2005 - 10:00 AM UTC
"Blondestar,how may I help you?"
" Hi I have a serious problem with my car."
"Yes ma'am,what is the problem?"
"MY doors are locked,and I want to get out."
" Not to worry ma'am,that's what Blondestar Advisors are here for."
"Now look on the top edge of the door."
"Yes,I am looking at it."
"Good,do you see the button?"
"Yes,I see it,hurry."
"Calm down ma'am,follow my instructions carefully.Put your fingers around the TOP of the button."
"Ok,I am doing that."
"Good,now this is important,pull the Button UP."
"Ok,here goes.."
"Yipeee! It went up!"
"Ok,ma'am,we show the door is unlocked."
"Oh,thank you,thank you so much!"
"No problem,ma'am,that's what Blondestar advisors are here for!"
 
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" Hi I have a serious problem with my car."
"Yes ma'am,what is the problem?"
"MY doors are locked,and I want to get out."
" Not to worry ma'am,that's what Blondestar Advisors are here for."
"Now look on the top edge of the door."
"Yes,I am looking at it."
"Good,do you see the button?"
"Yes,I see it,hurry."
"Calm down ma'am,follow my instructions carefully.Put your fingers around the TOP of the button."
"Ok,I am doing that."
"Good,now this is important,pull the Button UP."
"Ok,here goes.."
"Yipeee! It went up!"
"Ok,ma'am,we show the door is unlocked."
"Oh,thank you,thank you so much!"
"No problem,ma'am,that's what Blondestar advisors are here for!"
  (++)  (++) Posted: Saturday, November 26, 2005 - 11:09 AM UTC
Oh, Jenny!     :-)  :-)  :-) 
and you seriously tried to take the mickey 'cos I wore a Kilt, liked Bagpipes and Haggis and lived in a cold country?
  
  
 
and you seriously tried to take the mickey 'cos I wore a Kilt, liked Bagpipes and Haggis and lived in a cold country?
  
  
 Posted: Saturday, November 26, 2005 - 02:22 PM UTC
Happy to hear it worked out  OK!
My son is blond.His Godfather's daughter is blond.My dog,Sadie is blond.ALL are blond to the bone!!
I will not,repeat not,go to my blond joke material....
 
cheers!
  
  
  
 
My son is blond.His Godfather's daughter is blond.My dog,Sadie is blond.ALL are blond to the bone!!
I will not,repeat not,go to my blond joke material....
 cheers!
  
  
  
 PvtParts

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Posted: Saturday, November 26, 2005 - 02:29 PM UTC
LOL...Why am I not surprised? 
 
 DODGE01RT

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Posted: Saturday, November 26, 2005 - 05:13 PM UTC
Richie
You thought you were up the creek before.......
I think your boat is sinking fast mate :-) :-) :-) :-)
You thought you were up the creek before.......
I think your boat is sinking fast mate :-) :-) :-) :-)
Jenny

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Posted: Saturday, November 26, 2005 - 05:29 PM UTC
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Actually , She is very clever , she is totally house trained, can stand on her hind legs & can catch a tennis ball in her mouth .......................................................
Come to think of it so can my dog !
Richie ,
You know where Honey sleeps ? Good ! You sleep there now , Honey sleeps with me . At least me & Honey are house trained . :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)
Love Jenny :-)8
Mojo

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Posted: Sunday, November 27, 2005 - 02:07 AM UTC
Dont feel bad Jenny.. A number of years ago i was sent out to retrieve a cat from a ladies car.. I assumed she had hit it, so out I go to do the unpleasant task.. I asked her where she though t it was and her words to me were, "its coming from the back, I can hear her meowing" Well this kind of set me back a bit..So under I slide and what do I see, a pair of eyes so wide just staring me down.. I came out with a very frightened cat.. Which she promptly took from me.. Seems she drove a number of miles hearing this cat howling.. And she was a brunette... 
:-)
Dave
:-)
Dave
Jenny

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Posted: Sunday, November 27, 2005 - 09:23 AM UTC
Thanks Dave ,
At least that makes me feel a little better .
 
  
  
  
 
Love Jenny :-)8
At least that makes me feel a little better .
  
  
  
 Love Jenny :-)8
ShermiesRule

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Posted: Sunday, November 27, 2005 - 11:42 AM UTC
Many years ago a female coworker of mine locked her keys in her car when she came back from lunch. After work she had a locksmith come and open her car. 
The very next days she calls me at the office to hurry over to the bank where she did an errand during lunch. When I get there she's locked out of the car again. She's crying because she doesn't want to pay another locksmith and she's totally embarassed she did it two days in a row. Anyway I move over to the passenger side, take a look, see the keys hanging from the ignition and reach through the open passenger window and unlock the door!! She felt so stupid!!!
Guess what was the color of her hair?
The very next days she calls me at the office to hurry over to the bank where she did an errand during lunch. When I get there she's locked out of the car again. She's crying because she doesn't want to pay another locksmith and she's totally embarassed she did it two days in a row. Anyway I move over to the passenger side, take a look, see the keys hanging from the ignition and reach through the open passenger window and unlock the door!! She felt so stupid!!!
Guess what was the color of her hair?
Mojo

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Posted: Sunday, November 27, 2005 - 12:05 PM UTC
LOL Shermie..  Being an auto mechanic for 15 years, one of the most valuble tools in my tool box was a lock out kit.. I could pop just about any car door out there.. I got to the point where I would try all the doors first.. More then once Ive found another door open... :-) 
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