Awhile back a friend and I went to the horse races He was looking through the paper and said "Hey ! You remember that $700 I told you to keep for an emergency? Look here There's a horse named Old Number seven He's racing in race #7 "

He then told me how #7 is his lucky number "I was born on the 7th day of the 7th month. 7,7,1967" So I gave him the money

He goes up to the window and says " Here's $700 for old number 7 in race number 7"

You know what happened?
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The horse came in 7th DUH HUH!!

Bet ya didn't see that punch line coming



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