Today the wife and I visited Yorkshire Air Museum. (It's an excellent place to visit if you get the chance.) In the Air Gunners display there is a chance to try out your air to air gunnery. You sit behind a Lewis gun and fire at attacking Bf110s that appear on a screen in front of you.

The wife suggested I show her my skills so I gave it a go. I scored 40 hits (50 is classed as good). Then the wife tried it. She got 72 hits! I had another go ang only got 32 hits! Not only did I show how useless I am but the wife won't stop mentioning how she beat my score quite easilly!!!!! I think the thing must have been faulty, how could someone with bad eyesight and stumpy little legs beat me, a six footer with a killer's eye?

Martin, don't think badly of yourself. Women have a natural affintiy to shooting down men. You should have told her they were being flown by female pilots!


Vinnie

Oh the shame, you have let mankind down. Now you will have to go and practice and whoop the wife the next time you take her :-)8 :-)

Hey, why not look at it from the positive side. Next time you go to war take your wife along ang make her your gunner :-)

Just wait till she needs a jar opened... Yeah, that'll show her

Dave

Oh the humanity! and the humility.

Great story

At first i thought you were suffering from some not too common domestic violence :-) .
Pitty to hear that though mate, but dont worry, next time youll get your own back!
Cheers

Sure, she can shoot down a plane, but can she squish a spider? Ha! :-)

Jesse

you won't believe this but we went to another museum yesterday, Eden Camp and there was a firing range simulator..........you can guess the rest.

In case of attack, we can have your wife man (or woman) the AA guns, and you can pass the ammuntion.... :-) :-)

heh heh.. they saw women are more deadly than men..

Give her the gun and you take the ball bat..... :-) :-)

I've noticed that women and guns are sometimes like kids and fishing. You hand a woman a gun, who's never shot one before in their life and they'll put it in the center everytime. Kid's, hand them a fishing pole and it's like every fish in the lake is waiting in line for their hook....I think we overthink everything.