Yellow Buttercups
> >
> >Toward the end of the golf course, Dave somehow managed to hit his ball
> >into the woods finding it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups.
> >
> > Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about
> >every buttercup in the patch.
> >
> > All of a sudden . . .POOF! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old
> >woman appeared. She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it
> >took me to make those buttercups? Just for that, you won't have any
> >butter for your popcorn the rest of your life; better still; you won't
> >have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life..... as a
> >matter of fact, you won't have any butter for anything the rest of your
> >life!"
> >
> > THEN POOF!....she was gone.
> >
> > After Dave got a hold of himself, he hollered for his friend, Fred.
> >"Fred, where are you?"
> >
> > Fred yells back, "I'm over here, in the pussywillows."
> >
> > Dave yells back...... " DON'T SWING FRED!!! For God sake, DON'T
>SWING!!"

Lol, thats pretty funny Mary. Good one, im still laughin pretty hard :-)