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How beer can affect your eyesight
Halfyank

Member Since: February 01, 2003
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Posted: Wednesday, July 27, 2005 - 03:15 AM UTC
Watch out beer drinkers. Beer can not only make you stupid, but also blind.


Grumpyoldman

Member Since: October 17, 2003
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Posted: Wednesday, July 27, 2005 - 03:26 AM UTC
Rodger, we all know the girls all get prettier at closing time.... :-)  :-)  :-) 
Posted: Wednesday, July 27, 2005 - 03:40 AM UTC
Just remember to stay drunk untill you leave in the morning   
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 Arthur

Member Since: March 13, 2002
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Posted: Wednesday, July 27, 2005 - 05:52 AM UTC
Can't see a thing :-) 
Arthur
Arthur
peacekeeper

Member Since: May 07, 2004
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Posted: Wednesday, July 27, 2005 - 06:58 AM UTC
Just proves the saying.......the only difference between a fox and a pig is 6 to 8 beers.
Probuilder

Member Since: January 10, 2005
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Posted: Wednesday, July 27, 2005 - 07:41 AM UTC
Like they say "a 2 at 10:00 is a 10 at 2:00 
 
 blaster76

Member Since: September 15, 2002
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Posted: Wednesday, July 27, 2005 - 08:42 AM UTC
it is directly related to "coyote ugly".  You wake up in the morning to find her sleeping on your arm and rather than wake her you chew your arm off. 
 
 Halfyank

Member Since: February 01, 2003
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Posted: Wednesday, July 27, 2005 - 08:51 AM UTC
Just remember guys, and so far it's been all guys responding to this, beer can make YOU look better to the fairer sex also.
Monte

Member Since: December 08, 2002
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Posted: Wednesday, July 27, 2005 - 11:12 AM UTC
The way I see it, beauty is only a light switch away.
Grumpyoldman

Member Since: October 17, 2003
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Posted: Wednesday, July 27, 2005 - 12:53 PM UTC
The women are being nice and quite, laughing their butts off.....at least I'm honest enough to rate myself a number 2.... I really knock 'em dead in my speedo.......  Hell.... dead drunk doesn't make me look any better......  even my doctor examines me with his eyes closed........  I go to the beach, kids chase me with harpoons, yelling "behold the white whale"...... I posted my photo in the lonely hearts page, and received cash to remove it........  :-)  :-)  :-) 
Posted: Wednesday, July 27, 2005 - 01:35 PM UTC
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 The women are being nice and quite, laughing their butts off.....at least I'm honest enough to rate myself a number 2.... I really knock 'em dead in my speedo....... Hell.... dead drunk doesn't make me look any better...... even my doctor examines me with his eyes closed........ I go to the beach, kids chase me with harpoons, yelling "behold the white whale"...... I posted my photo in the lonely hearts page, and received cash to remove it........
Behold the white whale.... :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) stop it, my sides hurt..
zoomie50

Member Since: March 20, 2005
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Posted: Wednesday, July 27, 2005 - 01:48 PM UTC
My SWMBO kindly reminds me whenever I'm felling my oats, that I couldn't pick up a woman in a bar with a fork lift. 
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 . hmmmm 
That's ok I tell everyone that I kept her drunk till the weding
 . And just give her booster shots whenever she wonders why she married me. :-)  :-)  :-)  :-) .
Jerry
 
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 . hmmmm That's ok I tell everyone that I kept her drunk till the weding
 . And just give her booster shots whenever she wonders why she married me. :-)  :-)  :-)  :-) .Jerry
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