An accountant, a lawyer, and a cowboy were standing side-by-side using the urinal. The accountant finished, zipped up and started washing and literally scrubbing his hands and all the way up to his elbows. He used about 20 paper towels before he finished. He turned to the other two men and commented, "I graduated from the University of Michigan, and they taught us to be clean."

The lawyer finished, zipped up and quickly wet the tips of his fingers, grabbed one paper towel and commented, "I graduated from the University of Colorado, and they taught us to be environmentally conscious."

The cowboy zipped up and as he was walking out the door said, "I graduated from the University of Nebraska, and they taught us not to pee on our hands."


:-)

Mary, Thanks for the great LOL!!

Funny, I knew that joke actually, only than it were a Belgium guy, a German guy and a Dutch guy.
Offcourse the clue depends on the country you live in... :-) (or were you tell the joke )

Paul

LOL!

Like Paul, I knew this one with guys working at Microsoft, IBM and Apple (in that order)...
We could also make this joke with Armor modelers, Figure modelers and Aircraft modelers (in that order)

Jean-Luc

So true Jean-Luc, soooo true... :-)

I liked the way I heard it.

"Ma ma taught us children that one always washes ones hands when relieving oneself."

"oh yeah, well my mama always taught us not to pee on our hands."

Nebraska eh? That wouldn't be a little dig on Colorado and CU would it?