>
> A store that sells wives opened in Dallas, TX, where a man may go to
> choose a wife from among MANY women. The store is comprised of 6 floors,
> and the women increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the
> flights.
>
> There is, however, a catch: As you open the door to any floor you may
> choose a wife from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go
> back down except to exit the building - no stopping on any lower floors.
>
> A man goes to the shopping center to find a wife. On the first floor the
> sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These women have jobs.
>
> The man reads the sign and says to himself, "Well, that's better than my
> last girlfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up he goes.
>
> The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These women have jobs, love sports,
> and drink beer.
>
> The man smiles to himself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?"
>
> The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These women have jobs, love sports,
> drink beer, and are extremely good looking.
>
> "Hmmm, better!" he says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"
>
> The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These women have jobs, love sports,
> drink beer, are extremely good looking and do all the housework..
>
> "Wow!" exclaims the man, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more, much
> more, further up!" He heads up another flight.
>
> The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These women have jobs, love sports,
> drink beer, are extremely good looking, do all the housework and don't
> lady and gripe about anything.
>
> "Holy Cow! How close to perfect can you get? But just think...what must be
> awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor he goes.
>
> The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 133,956,779,012 to
> this floor. There are no women on this floor. This floor exists solely as
> proof that men are impossible to please.
>
> Thank you for shopping Wife Mart, and have a nice day!
>
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