A doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa.

"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed

most of us sitting here years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks

corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG.

High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-

term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there

is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or

will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes

the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"

After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row

raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding cake?"

:-) :-) :-)
That poor man!

An optimist is defined as someone who keeps checking his marriage license for an expiration date.

The penalty for bigamy is......2 mothers in law.