Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table.

A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet $20,000.00 on a

single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm

completely nude."

With that she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled,

"Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed,

"YES!
YES! I WON, I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her

clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching!!"


THE MORAL OF THE STORY:

Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.
:-)

Being a blond male, I think you're right... :-)

Why, have you tried this nude craps trick :-)
Mal

Hi Mal,

YES I tried, but I didn't get the money; I was thrown out of the casino allready before I could untie my shoelaces :-)

:-) :-) :-) :-) :-) Linda and I both are still laughing. Thanks
Jerry

LOL :-) Good one.

:-) :-) :-)

Here's another of those men will be men jokes...

A guy is stranded on a desert island all alone for ten years. One day he sees a speck on the horizon. He thinks to himself, "It's not a ship." The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, "It's not a boat." The speck gets even closer and he thinks, "It's not a raft." Then, out of the surf comes this gorgeous blonde woman wearing a wet suit and scuba
gear.

She comes up to the guy and she says, "How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?" "Ten years!", he says. She reaches over, unzips this waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says, "Man, oh man! Is that good!"

Then she asked, "How long has it been since you've had a drink of whiskey?" He replies, "Ten years". She reaches over, unzips her waterproof pocket on the right, pulls out a flask and gives it to him. He takes a long swig and says, "Wow! That's fantastic!"

Then she starts unzipping this long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit and she says to him, "And how long has it been since you've had some REAL fun?" And the man replies, "My God! Don't tell me you've got a Playstation in there?"

:-) :-)