Subject: For $20.00
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> Subject: Never too old ... you'll get a laugh out of this one
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> Two elderly residents, one male and one female, were sitting alone in the
> lobby of their nursing home one evening.
>
> The old man looked over and said to the old lady, "I know just what you're
> wanting, and for $5, I'll have
> sex with you right over there in that rocking chair."
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> The old lady looked surprised, but didn't say a word.
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> The old man continued, "For $10, I'll do it with you on that nice soft
> sofa over there; but, for $20, I'll take you back to my room, light some
> candles, and give you the most romantic evening you've ever had in your
> life."
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> The old lady still says nothing but after a couple minutes, starts digging
> down in her purse She pulls out a wrinkled $20 bill and holds it up.
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> "So you want the nice romantic evening in my room," says the old man.
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> "Get serious", she replies. "I want it four times in the rocking chair."

:-)
Thats so wrong,
Just sends down shivers down my back :-)

That is sick, but it really made me laugh.

:-) :-) :-) As I clean the morning coffee from the screen..... :-) :-) :-)

I'll never look at a twenty the same way again.....
sick,sick,sick,sick,sick,sick.
Love it though and will use it!
:-) :-) :-) :-)

ill never look at old people again, same with a $20. This story is better left untold :-)

"wrinkled" 20...
The mind boggles.

The joke was pleasantly tasteless, but Dave, you make me laugh! :-)

Cuhail

:-) :-) :-) Harrison........ it's grumpy OLD man
NOT dead OLD man............ :-) :-) :-)