>This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you
>receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any
>means DO NOT TOUCH IT.
>
>This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come
>into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take 2 good friends to the
>nearest pub.
>
>Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE).
>The quickest acting WINE type is called
>Swift-Hitting-Infiltrator-Remover-All-Zones (SHIRAZ) but this is only
>available for those who can afford it.
>
>The next best equivalent is Cheapest-Available-System-Killer (CASK). Take
>the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your
>system. Forward this warning to 5 friends.
>
>If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is
>controlling your life.
>This virus is DEADLY (Destroys-Every-Available-Decent-Living-Youngster).
>Update 25-06-05:
>After extensive testing it has been concluded that
>Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE but may
>require a more generous application.
Pete
