Colorado, United States
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Posted: Friday, July 08, 2005 - 09:17 AM UTC
This thing is incredible. If I saw this at the foot of my bed I'd regret not owning a gun.
"The owners of the other contestants in this year's World's Ugliest Dog Contest may have thought their pooches had a chance - until they saw Sam. 
Ah! Somebody get Sam into horror films. I’m going to have nightmares.
The 14-year-old pedigreed Chinese crested recently won the Sonoma-Marin Fair contest for the third consecutive time.
Surprise, surprise.
He's so ugly even the judges recoiled when he was placed on the judging table, said his proud owner, Susie Lockheed, of Santa Barbara.
I truly hope Sam has been neutered. We do not want another son of Sam."

Rodger
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California, United States
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Posted: Friday, July 08, 2005 - 09:27 AM UTC
Funniest thing I've seen all week - made me laugh out loud - thanks!
Gunnie  :-) 
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Victoria, Australia
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Posted: Friday, July 08, 2005 - 09:43 AM UTC
 :-) 
that thing cannot be real, the teeth, the werid feet, its eyes, the blochy skin, i aint ever seen a Chinese crested that looked that much like a mutant zombie sewer rat!
What cracked me up most was when you said 
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If I saw this at the foot of my bed I'd regret not owning a gun.
  So nasty but funny :-) Cheers 
 Upon Being asked why he was being pushed back by a "Comonwealth" division at El Alamein, Rommel replied, 
"it is not a Commonwealth division, it is an Australian Division, why, give me 2 Australian Divisions and i will conquer the world for you!"
Indiana, United States
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Posted: Friday, July 08, 2005 - 09:52 AM UTC
Thats one ugly dog.  
I bed hes the one who planted the ugly tree
New Jersey, United States
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Posted: Friday, July 08, 2005 - 09:53 AM UTC
Oh my God Rodger, where did you find that picture of my ex-wifes mother !!!!
Cheyenne
New York, United States
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Posted: Friday, July 08, 2005 - 09:55 AM UTC
No wonder he's PO'd, look at him. That is one fugly dog :-)  :-)  :-) 
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Joe
England - South East, United Kingdom
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Posted: Friday, July 08, 2005 - 10:21 AM UTC
Woa  
  
 When god was handing out books the dog thought he said looks and he got a HORROR!!! 
  
 redleg
Grumpyoldman
ConsigliereFlorida, United States
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Posted: Friday, July 08, 2005 - 11:59 AM UTC
Beauty is only skin deep.  :-)  :-)  :-) 
And I did read somehwere that dogs start looking like there owners, or owners start looking like their dogs, or something like that....... Anyway if that's true, I sure do pity poor Susie. 
Must be miss popular date........  :-)  :-)  :-)  Sure dear, I'll take little Sammy for a walk.......  :-)  :-)  :-) 
Character is what you do when no one is looking. 
Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.- Mark Twain
Make yourself an honest man, and then you may be sure that there is one less scoundrel in the world.--Thomas Carlyle 
Colorado, United States
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Posted: Friday, July 08, 2005 - 12:15 PM UTC
Hey!  I saw that in an old British Horror flick once. :-) 
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Colorado, United States
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Posted: Friday, July 08, 2005 - 12:17 PM UTC
It's amazing what you can make with alot of leftover genes 
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Utrecht, Netherlands
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Posted: Friday, July 08, 2005 - 12:26 PM UTC
If I would wake up next to something like that...
"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!"
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Arizona, United States
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Posted: Friday, July 08, 2005 - 12:57 PM UTC
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No wonder he's PO'd, look at him. That is one fugly dog :-)  :-)  :-) 
I think its more than fugly. That thing woah. Speechless.
Michigan, United States
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Posted: Friday, July 08, 2005 - 02:28 PM UTC
You don't support the troops if you don't support the mission!
Illinois, United States
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Posted: Friday, July 08, 2005 - 04:07 PM UTC
Ok, I love dogs. I really do...
...but...
That dog was BORN in an ugly tree, FELL from the ugly tree and HIT every branch comin' down, then, they cut down the ugly tree, and it fell right on top of him! And then the neighborhood got together and they each grabbed a stick off the ugly tree and beat that dog down!
That's how ugly that dog is!
And I love dogs! :-) 
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Alaska, United States
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Posted: Friday, July 08, 2005 - 07:46 PM UTC

 14 years???? looks as if it is it blind, too.  ok, i realize im the only one here with the sad, concerned expression ,but wow. i just can't imagine seeing a dog looking like that. what does a young, healthy one look like?? *goes to look*
Denmark
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Posted: Friday, July 08, 2005 - 10:27 PM UTC
He looks like Jaba tha Hutts Dog in starwars Six! What a ugly dog! :-) 
Grumpyoldman
ConsigliereFlorida, United States
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Posted: Friday, July 08, 2005 - 11:12 PM UTC
Babycakes.... I had to go look for these critters also....
Here's a few shots of other not so ugly ones..... 
Some award winner:

another award winner:

This one is kind of cute:

Hey they have a club for me::::    :-)  :-)  :-) 

And they actually are cute at birth, here they are at two weeks old:

Character is what you do when no one is looking. 
Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.- Mark Twain
Make yourself an honest man, and then you may be sure that there is one less scoundrel in the world.--Thomas Carlyle 
Zuid-Holland, Netherlands
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Posted: Saturday, July 09, 2005 - 12:14 AM UTC
darn what a monster. 
 :-)  :-)  
 Ohio, United States
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Posted: Saturday, July 09, 2005 - 12:55 AM UTC
Your right thats the ugliest dog I have every seen, looks more like a tree root 
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Alabama, United States
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Posted: Saturday, July 09, 2005 - 12:52 PM UTC
That reminds me, my ex-girlfriend is back in town.
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Quebec, Canada
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Posted: Saturday, July 09, 2005 - 02:35 PM UTC
hey is that think a mummie or its actualy alive?
Hey if id have it anywere near my place ( i dont own any firearms) id sure find someway to get it as far as possible as i can!
Frank
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Indiana, United States
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Posted: Saturday, July 09, 2005 - 03:59 PM UTC
What a nasty looking creature.  I like dogs, but that one needs a 10mm between the eyes! 
 Mindanao, Philippines
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Posted: Saturday, July 09, 2005 - 11:16 PM UTC
The dog looks just like me in  the morning. 
"Oderint dum metuant" = Let them hate me provided they fear me

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California, United States
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Posted: Sunday, July 10, 2005 - 07:14 AM UTC
Looks like Freddy Kruegar's relative! :-)  :-)  :-)  :-) 
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 "I just drank what?"-Socrates
If the enemy is in range, so are you.......
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Washington, United States
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Posted: Sunday, July 10, 2005 - 12:55 PM UTC
Not sure if the link will work for everyone, but here is ol' Sam on video:
 http://www.comcast.net/providers/fan/popup.html?v=35960881&pl=35983089.xml&config=%2Fconfig%2Fcommon%2Ffan%2Fhome%2Exml If you click on top picks his mugshot will appear near the top, then just click on him.
Stuke
Oh yea, he's pretty f'ing fugly.