O.K., I finally got curious and joined DSB. So.....What happens now?

Art

Art,
To formerly join the DSB,and recieve a "pig' # , there are minor prerequisites.
1.Assume the position.
2.Knee knee to Swine 1,SS-74,Generalzod,und Helga.
3.Helga will ask the questions of doom.
5.Explain some unique characteristic you posess.

Await further instructions!


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Finally you come to the dark side...hehehehe...Now we have him where we want him...LOLOL

Welcome Art....

O.K., I'm awaiting questions/instructions. As for a unique charactaristic, ladies have often commented that I'm the only man they ever met who will stop and ask directions BTW-How long do I have to stay in this position?

Art

Question Numero Uno: What car do you drive?
Question Numero Dos: Can you see a brick outhouse in the fog?
Question Numero Three (the kicker) Is Olive Drab Asexual?
and Question Numero D: Walleye or Pike?

I also Demand a purple goldfish be delivered to The White House, 1600 Pennslyvania Ave. Washington, D.C.

Uno: 95 Olds Cutlass/91 Chevy pick-up.

Dos: Not always, but my sense of smell is excellent (there's another response to this, but it's probably politically incorrect).

Three: Asexual what? Turn on, turn off, deviant, fetish...???

D: Either/or-I've got plenty of both swimming around behind my house.

Art

I say appoint him Minister of Asexual OD Anonymous.

Jeff

Art you are bestowed (beast toed) Pig # 141,put it into your signature line.As SS-74 is away on highly important meetings and inner cleansing,
Your ministerial duties will be

Purveyor of pure Asexual OD and other necessary items for the greater glory of the Sty!
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