Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress- $5000. Tux rental- $100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood - all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life.One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder we are happier!

Thanks Henk
Linda and I love it. :-) of course I get a slap on the back of the head for a few of them. But it was worth it.
Jerry

Now someone has to bring up why Chics are happier... lol
1.) They get to talk to Harrison
2.) They get to talk to Harrison
3.) They get to talk to Harrison.

im only kidding.... MARY!........WHERE ARE YOU MARY!

I have only two small quibbles.

"The garage is all yours." The only people who think this have multiple car garages. When you've got a one car garage, and heaven forbid you ever actually put a CAR in it, it's full of kid's bikes, wife's crafts, Christmas ornaments, yard sale items, that you never sell, gardening tools, for the garden your wife keeps planning on starting, and one small corner for your work bench, where EVERYTHING gets piled.


"Everything on your face stays the original color." Maybe for those without beards and mustachios, which turn gray, at least in my case, in your twenties. I don't mind too much, I don't care what color my hair is as long as I have it all, but it's depressing to be confused with Santa Clause by age 40.

Everything else is right on though.

hahahaha

nice one...

no wonder i always happy

Rodger’s got this one. I can’t even get my woodworking stuff unpacked. Both sheds are fully occupied by the wife and daughters rubbish!





Yep, but you don’t have to colour it, tweeze it, tease it- or in any other shape or form take hours to alter or moan about it! :-)

Henk, you forgot:

If you meet another guy at a party dressed in similar cloths, you're buddies for life! To men there are no ‘last year’s fashion’. On any Saturday, you could without changing your cloths, be an extra in a movie about the Wild West or Star Wars! :-)

For a man a new wardrobe equals a closet! Your entire jewellery collection can fit in your pocket. Furniture arrangement means the chairs point at the TV! :-)

To a male:
Autumn (Fall) & Winter = wear a coat, Spring & Summer = no coat.
YES = YES
NO = NO


:-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)

Henk thats beautiful,
Me I'm kinda proud I can pee standing up and not get myself all wet, wright my name in the snow and put out fires. - Cheyenne

yes the male species is quite an advanced one, advanced, not complicated :-)

makes me happy

Frank