Sitting together on a train, travelling through the Swiss Alps, were a Kiwi,an Australian, a little old Greek lady, and a young blonde Swiss girl. The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Kiwi has a bright red hand print on his cheek.
No one speaks.
The old lady thinks: That Kiwi must have groped the blonde in the dark and she slapped his cheek.
The blonde thinks: That Kiwi must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady. She slapped his cheek.
The Kiwi thinks: That Australian must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
The Australian thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack that Kiwi again.
:-) :-) :-) :-) :-) Cheers
