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*Golden Retriever*: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our
whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid
burned out bulb?
*Border Collie*: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not
up to code.
*Dachshund:* You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
*Rottweiler*: Make me.
*Boxer*: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
*Lab:* Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can
I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
*German Shepherd*: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from
the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make one more
perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the
situation.
*Jack Russell Terrier*: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the
walls and furniture.
*Old English Sheep Dog*: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light
bulb
*Cocker Spaniel*: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the
dark.
*Chihuahua*: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
*Pointer:* I see it, there it is, there it is, right there, see it,
right there...
*Greyhound*: It isn't moving. Who cares?
*Shetland Shepherd*: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little
circle...
*Poodle*: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By
the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
*The Cat*: "Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs.
So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some
light, some dinner, and a massage?"
Pete
