There was these two friends, one had just bought a new pickup truck. They decided to go ice fishing on a lake. They loaded up all there gear, including the dog and headed for the lake. Well these two were of the lazy type and wanted to do everthing the easy way!
So they get to the lake, drive the new truck right out on the ice. Like I said they wanted to do things the easy way, so instead of cutting a hole in the ice with a saw, they brought dynomite. And instead of using fishing poles they were going to use a gun to shoot the fish!
OK, they are all set! The two men and the dog are out on the ice, they light a stick of Dynomite and throw it out on the ice as far as possible at a safe distence. OK, what happens next? Why the dog seeing this is thinking fetch time!
So the dog runs across the ice, grabs the stick of dynomite and starts running back to the two men! Now what are they going to do? The guy with the gun in his hand is thinking, ok, its either the dog or us! So he pulls up, shoots at the dog. Missing but scaring the poor thing! So the dog is looking for a place to hide. Out on the ice the only place for the dog to hide is where?...Under the new truck! With the dynomite still in its mouth! What happens next? you guessed it, the dynomite goes off creating a big hole under the truck, the truck sinks to the bottom of the lake!
This was all wrong from the beginning!
DOH!The only real sad part of the story is the poor dog, he was the innocent one!
