John was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young
layers called pullets and eight or ten roosters, whose job was make sure
the eggs were fertile. John kept records and any rooster that didn't
perform went into the soup pot and was replaced.





That took an awful lot of John's time so John got a set of tiny bells and attached them to his
roosters. Each bell had a different tone so John could tell from a
distance, which rooster was performing. Now he could sit on the porch
and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells.
John's favourite rooster was old Butch, a very fine specimen he was, too.





But on this particular morning John noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung
at all! John went to investigate. The other roosters were chasing
pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming,
would run for cover.



BUT, to John's amazement, Butch had his bell in
his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and
walk on to the next one. John was so proud of Butch, he entered him in
the county fair... and Butch became an overnight sensation among the judges.





The result...
The judges not only awarded Butch the "No Bell Piece Prize" but they

also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well. Clearly Butch was a

Politician.



Who else could figure out how to win two of the most
politically biased awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up
on the populace and screwing them.

LOL Good one Peter :-)

:-) :-) :-)

thanks for a good laugh!

:-) :-) :-) :-) nice one Pete, Bravo.

Thanks for the hearty laugh. This one is great!! :-)

Man that one is as good as Brewster the Rooster (ssshhhh....buzzards)