Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why do drive-up ATMs have braille keypads?

If drinking and driving is so bad, why are there drive through liquor stores?

Those are always too funny

I have two myself

What happened to the other 6 Ups

How did they get the "Do not walk on the grass" signs on the grass

:-) :-)

Why do we drive on the parkway, and park on the drive way?


Why is it DML can do every German halftrack ever made, even in these new 3 in 1 kits, but can't give us a new US halftrack?

You guys already hit 2 of my favorites, the interstate and the parkway, but here's more:

. Why is there a permanent press setting on an iron?

. What color does a Smurf turn if you strangle him?

. Why is it called a hot water heater?

Art

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

Patrick

Why is short longer than long
Why is abbreviate such a long word

if I may quote Beavis from Beavis & Butthead "why does one say when nature calls - I have to take a dump when you're not really taking it, you're leaving it?"

Why are men the only ones to shake the nozzle after filling their gas tank? :-)

Why do they swab / disinfect the area and use sterile equipment when administering the ‘lethal’ injection?

Is it still a convenience store, when it’s 5 miles away?

One my wife came up with (so forgive me):

Why are men so inferior that their identity has to be in everything; human / mankind, woman / women and even menopause?

Why are men so inferior that their identity has to be in everything; human / mankind, woman / women and even menopause?

Don't know about those others but I like Bill Cosby's explanation as to Women. When God saw Eve's body for the first time He said Wo MAN!.

hahaha so true :-) :-)

I have nothing to contribute except to say thanks for making me laugh today

If a piece of bread always falls with the butter side down, and cats always land on their feet........


What happens if you butter your cat's back??

lmao, they might get accused of using biochemical warfare. thats why canadien soldiers spend tiem cleaning barbed wire so they dont get accused of using biochemical warfare lol

Frank

If a cat chokes to death on a dead mouse,
WHO KILLED WHO?

(++) (++)

If you shoot a mime should you use a silencer?

-or-

If a tree falls on a mime in the woods and there is nobody around to hear it, does anyone care?

If pro is the opposite of con, does that mean congress is the opposite of progress?

If you work at a fire hydrant factory, where do you park?

If a candle shop burns down do you make a wish?

If you make wine out of raisins, is it automatically aged?

Do you think if they asked George Washington for his ID, he just took out a quarter?

If you melt dry ice, can you swim without getting wet?