Kris.....LOLOLOLOL....you know us well...No other comment at this time...LOLOLOL :-) :-)

:-)

Well being a rather senile old man..... all I can say is thank God he made women.... they sure look prettier, smell pretty, and wiggle prettier than guys....... !!!!
And some of them even build better models..... !!!! :-) :-) :-) :-)

Amen

True story:

When my wife and go somewhere together, she drives. (I scare her apparently) Anyway , she has a habit of forgetting where she is going. So I ask, 'I thought thought we were going to the video store?"
"I am, but I'm going to market first. What do you think I am, an idiot?"
Me, Silence...
Two days later, we end up driving for blocks. I ask her, "Where are we going?"
Her, "You knew we were going to the mall! Why didn't you say something before I got half way across town!"

Don't get me wrong, I dearly love my wife and don't know what I would do without here, but man.

Don't even get me started on the "Where do you want to go out for dinner thing."

Shaun

Her answer is "I don't care anywhere you want to go."
And God help you if you make the wrong choice, you'll hear "I don't want to go there, we went there last week and it was awful, why do you want to go there? Is it that waitress. I saw you looking at her!
So you say, "Ok where do you want to go then?"
and you'll hear ... "I told you I don't care."

Need I say more?

I was looking for Ms Right, I just wasn't prepared for her first name to be "Always".

True, but the one thing at a time we can do, we do very well.

Ahhhhhh.,..Joseph...your caught up in that delusion that we allow you to live in...how sweet... :-) :-) (++)

You guys are forgetting the trump card!

If you don’t know why I’m mad at you, I’m not going to tell you!

After 15 years, still have to decipher this one.

After 20 years my answer is simple ...

"If you're not going to tell me, then I don't care."

The last thing I have time for is games and luckily my wife knows that. You don't want to tell me, fine ... odds are I don't want to hear it. :-)

Some of my "Favorites":
. When she starts a question with "Where did you put......?" or "Where is my.....?"

. She has total recall as to every argument we've ever had, and how she wound up winning them all.

. "Are you ready to go?"
"Go where?"
"Don't you remember I told you we were going.....?"
(This usually on my day off when I've planned something else).

. I don't do enough. When I actually do something, it's not good enough, fast enough and generally not right.

Art

She's watching the soaps on the box. I'm sat there quietly in a chair reading my book and I'm anti-social because I'm reading, when I know very well that to make ANY sound while her soaps are on will put me in the dog house for a month aword. (It's difficult when you've got athe sniffles I can tell you!)
Tom