Hey all-
Thought you all would get a kick out of this. I was in tears only a quarter of the way through.

JOSE CUERVO CHRISTMAS COOKIES

Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequilla

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup ... just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the turner. If th! e fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher. CHERRY MISTMAS
Kyle

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Hi, Excellent. Reminds me of my good old days. By the way, isn't Tequilla supposed to have a worm in the bottom of the bottle? Wonder where it went. Ha, ha! Thanks for sharing.

Take care, Sgirty

When viewing the title for this post, somehow I knew that the Jose Cuervo wasn't going to be making it into the cookie recipie.

LOL!!!

Merry Xmas

Wow - I think I have a new holiday recipie.

That is way to funny.

Imagine 2 cups of Cuervo!! Oh MAN you'd never get off the floor. :-)

I think I've made those same cookies with Makers Mark Whis key. :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)

Later Dave