I heard they were downsizing the Navy but that takes the piss!

"The Doolittle raiders got nothin' on us."
or,
"If you think taking off is going to be tough, you should have seen him land it..."

:-)

Shaun

"I thought you said this jet was a Harrier"

Shake down cruise for the USS Mini-Me.

Caution: items in rearview mirror may appear smaller

"O.K. Sir, after your high-speed slalom through the cones, you'll need to initiate a Crash-stop braking maneuver..."

The 'lighter' side of naval life?

"The Navy's Newest Escort Carrier, the USS Minnow, on her shakedown cruise, Navy reports, all is going according to downsizing plans."

"I'm telling you, this new instant catapult works like a charm."

"When they said aircraft carriers were a small city, they didn't say how small!"

"Today, the navy unveiled it's new supersmall carrier the USS Mini-sota"

This one is a lot harder than the other. I got nothing.

Jeff

The aircraft carrier USS Gerold Ford

Navigator to flight deck crew after landing......

' If blood is brown iam bleeding to death"
Tango 20

"Iraqi naval air power"

Art

"Jane, get me off this crazy thing!"
Kyle

That's what you get for letting the USS Iowa ram us amidships!!!!




pete

"I told you not to drink and fly! Now look where we are!"
(I know this is a rip-off, but I just couldn't resist:)
"Afghani Naval/Air Power"
Boy, you guys are right; the other one was easier. Thanks for your time.

"cshhhh plane to tower, can i get a little push? cshhhh"

The US Military cutting it's budget on the Navy :-)

LST... LST's got nothin' on this little baby - the LSJ (Landing Ship Jet)

or

I don't think THIS is what they meant when they called it a Landing Barge

The prototype of the US Navy's fast supply barge,jet powered.

" Look, I realize we're supposed to fly under their RADAR, but this is a bit extreme!"

"I know it looks stupid but when the designers compared ship displacement to aircraft capacity it seemed a winner."

"Now, where are we going to put the rest of the squadron?"

Another spinoff (which is militarily correct as Iran operates F-14As),

"And in other news, the new Iranian aircraft carrier was launched, sending shock waves throughout the Defense Department. US officials are worried that this will destabilize the Persian Gulf."

Jeff