I came across this in my mail. Thought you guys would like it..LOLOL




A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him a few questions.

"Sure," GOD says, "Go right ahead".

"OK," the man says. "Why did you make women so pretty?"

GOD says, "So you would like them."

"OK," the guy says. "But how come you made them so beautiful?"

"So you would LOVE them", GOD replies.

The man ponders a moment and then asks, "But why did you make them such airheads?"

GOD says, "So they would love you!"

Q. How do you know a blond woman has been using your computer?

A. There is Typex on the screen. ( Boom Boom)

Yeah, I have to agree with Mary. I have great taste in women, got an intelligent, good-looking wife (no she isn’t looking over my shoulder).

Her taste I can’t vouch for though, she married me!
:-) :-) :-) :-) :-)

hahawhere are you finding all of these? anyways, ANOTHER good one, keep em coming :-)

Q. Why was the blond staring at the carton of orange juice?

A. Because it said 'concentrate' (Boom Boom)

Good one Henk..gotta love those blonde jokes...Sure glad im not a blonde. LOLOLOL :-)

One for you Mary:

There's a spaceship leaving Earths gravity and one alien asks the other: Well then, what do you think about the inhabitants of this planet?
Answer from the other alien: I think the ones with the brain show promise, but I'm not so sure about the ones with the testicules. (Boom Boom)

Hahahahaha...That was funny.. And for some reason i really loved that...Keep those coming Henk..i love a good joke..
Mary :-)

Q what's a blonds idea of safe sex?

A Locking the car door. ( Boom Boom)

Ok Henk..good one...here is one for you..You seem to like the blonde jokes...lololol...Hope you like this one...


A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.

Her boss, concerned about his employee's well being, asks sympathetically, "What's the matter?"

The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away."

"I'm terribly sorry to hear that. Why don't you go home for the day... we aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest."

The blonde very calmly explains, "No, I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here."

The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual. "If you need anything, just let me know," he says.

A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde crying hysterically. He rushes out to her, and asks, "Are you going to be okay? Is there anything I can do to help?"

"No," replies the blonde, "I just got a call from my sister, and she said that HER mom died too!"

That's a good one, and it will go in my bag of blond jokes. Makes a good change from the one liners.
I wonder why there has been no response from blond girls to these jokes. Oh of course, we only started today.

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a
handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to
the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for
her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the
paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife,
inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she
realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had
paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his
pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch,
it's a Ferrari." (Boom Boom)

Q. What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette?

A. Artificial intelligence. (Boom Boom)

A blonde was staring, dumbfounded, at a rushing river blocking her
path. As she wondered how to cross, she saw another blonde on the
other side. She yelled, "Hey, can you help me get to the other side?"
The other blonde replied, "You ARE on the other side!"
( Boom Boom)

lmao! keep the jokes going!

Frank :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)