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On a desert island
Plasticbattle
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Posted: Thursday, October 14, 2004 - 09:45 PM UTC
Another howler .... no offense to anybody or country ... I didnt write this, but i thought it very funny!

ON A DESERT ISLAND



There is a beautiful desert island in the middle of nowhere
where the following people are stranded:

* 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
* 2 French men and 1 French woman
* 2 German men and 1 German woman
* 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
* 2 English men and 1 English woman
* 2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
* 2 Swedish men and 1 Swedish woman
* 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman

One month later on this beautiful desert island in the middle of
nowhere....

* The 1 Italian man killed the other for the Italian woman.

* The 2 French men and the French woman are living happily
together in a "menage a trois".

* The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they
alternate with the German woman.

* The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek
woman is cleaning and cooking for them.

* The 2 English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to
the English woman.

* The Bulgarian men took one look at the endless ocean, one look
at the Bulgarian woman and started swimming.

* The 2 Swedish men are contemplating the virtues of suicide while
the woman keeps on ladying about her body being her own and the
true nature of feminism. But at least it's not snowing and the
taxes are low.

* The Irish began by dividing their island Northside-Southside and
setting up a distillery. They don't remember if sex is in the
picture, cause it gets sort of foggy after the first few litres of
coconut-whiskey, but at least they're happy that the English aren't
getting anything.

:-) :-) :-)
Gunny
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Posted: Thursday, October 14, 2004 - 10:05 PM UTC
Oh, man, I've got to remember this one...Thanks for the guffaw, Frank!

Gunny :-)
blaster76
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Posted: Thursday, October 14, 2004 - 11:41 PM UTC
Gotta love us Italians
DaveCox
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Posted: Friday, October 15, 2004 - 04:18 AM UTC
:-) LMAO
Savage
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Posted: Friday, October 15, 2004 - 04:27 AM UTC
Truly Inspired that one is!
:-) :-) :-) :-)
PvtParts
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Posted: Friday, October 15, 2004 - 05:23 AM UTC
I like it..lol #:-)
Stormbringer
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Posted: Friday, October 15, 2004 - 06:06 AM UTC
Brilliant lol.love it.
Pete :-) :-) :-)