"The Third Army starts attacking in the morning, but we will go slow so others can catch up."

"war is the only place where a man lives."

"Do your duty as you see it, and damn the consequences."

"Dear SHAEF, I have just pissed into the Rhine River. For God's sake send some gasoline."

"At the close of this war, I will remove my insignia and wrist watch. I will continue to wear my short coat so that everyone can kiss my ass."