I just wanted to take a moment of your valuable time surfing Armorama to point out a bloke amoungst us who is Guilty as sin!!
Not only is this guy a constant perpetrator of sharing his scratch/bashing techniques with all of us, but he persists in commiting henious crimes of encouragement and mentoring to those of us in need.
Worse than all of the above atrocities, this 'Crocodile Dundee' lookalike has added the word 'Pusher' to his reperatorie of deadly monikers.....that's right ladies and gentlemen, this lad's a dealer of modeling 'drugs'!!
And he doesn't mind doling out more than his share of the stuff. At every opportunity this dasdardly villian will slip you habit-forming drugs called 'Pointer's', or ' Guidance', or even worse, he'll be more than happy to supply the 'junkies' of this fine craft extra 'Goodies' just to ensure you get your 'high'.
There's even photographic evidence of him trying his best to 'recruit' fine looking Aussie lasses (posing as Park Ranger's.....can you believe it?) to help him ply his trade...............the 'Horror'.........the 'horror'.............
If you haven't already been able to figure out what villianous creature of which I speak.....then let me reveal this vile, and verminous cad, and throw back the cloak behind which he hides!!!!
da dad dadaaaaaaaaa MR. ROO!!!
That's right fellow Armoramaites, our (supposedly) good Cliff Hutching's is the culprit of all this.
His hideaway (wouldn't you know it) is far, far away, down around the bottom of the Earth in Australia of all places. Not only that, but he's out in the middle of nowhere, far from the 'Arm's of the modeling Law's' wouldn't you know. In a place called Gympie (although I have it on good authority that this name is actually false, and that the real name of the place he lurks is a place called New Jersey!).
So...in closing, my fellow Armorama members. The only way we can fend off this kind of psuedo-criminal activity being perpetrated by the indomitable Mr. Roo, is by all of us paying veeeeeeeeeerrrrryyyyy close attention to his antics..........that way he can't get away with it any longer!
Be warned Mr. Roo.......the 'light' of appreciation..{cough!}.....err, I mean, consternation...is upon you!
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