DATU PUTI. The Datu then insrtucted him to drink a whole Gin bote of.......

Have you tried downing a whole bottle of gin. I did that in college, I ended up sleeping under the table of a neighboring cottage at a beach in Subic. And to think it was a family outing. I had some beer as well. I don't think I could do that anymore now.

Does anybody here buy some kits and never even build them till 6 months to a year later? I want to know because I've got like 20+ kits and it still growing.

... the new experimental anti-freeze solution XR-12-Alfa which makes one hallucinate like a rat on steriods mixed with vodka and liquified chicken pie to boot. And so, unwittingly, our Armoramaniac did as the Datu suggested - nay, ordered! - and proceeded to search for that whole Gin bote of the new experimental anti-freeze solution XR-12-Alfa which makes one hallucinate like a rat on steriods mixed with vodka and liquified chicken pie to boot. So, with his trusty brass rod staff, a shield made of ten layers of 1.2mm-thick sheet styrene, and a cardboard sword, he goes off to...

...one-legged, cross-eyed hisaw tindera lurking along the kanto of Bicutan wet market.

FLASHBACK: They were actually former comrades in the Epic War of the armor/aircraft modelers versus the Gundamaniacs.

However, in a skirmish against the huge mechas, the tindera's M41E9 Walking Bullcat MBT was being pounded by a MS-69A0 Zagu. Desperate, the hapless tindera got on the horn and yelled for air support using with the "Broken Arrow" codeword.

Arriving over the FLOT in his entirely scratchbuilt OV/A-10Z (MSIP) BroncHog, the Pinoy Armoramaniac -who was high from odors of Tamiya Liquid cement, Mr Mark Softener 500, and ammonia-based window cleaner - could not accurately designate his weapons...instead of hitting the switch to lock the FLIR, he mistakenly clicked the mouse to activate his Friendster account, then squeezed the picke button, unleashng a storm of 30mm shells made out of stretched sprue and 2.75 FFARS fashioned from Evergreen Strips...

...demolishing both enemy Zagu and friendly Walking Bullcat.

Despite that she would have been KIA without the intervention of the friendly airstrike, the tindera (who lost her left leg) swore revenge against the Pinoy Armoramaniac.

She plotted. She schemed. And she put her devious plans in motion by first....

... summoning the spirits of the deep deep black sea, from which came out a fleet of deadly, poisonous, hissing, black bass with freakin' lasers on their heads! She instructed these weeeeeevil fish:

"Lo and behold! That Armoramaniac! Kills him for he is looking for the precioussssssss! Kills him! Kills him now! Mwuhahaha! Mwuhahaha! MWUHAHAHA-gak-cough-spit-HAHA!"

And so the weeeevil, deadly, poisonous, hissing, black bass with freakin' lasers on their heads (!) started flipping merrily on their way to the surface, to do the bidding of the weeeeevil tindera.

While this was going on, our intrepid Armoramaniac spotted...

Have you tried downing a whole bottle of gin. I did that in college, I ended up sleeping under the table of a neighboring cottage at a beach in Subic. And to think it was a family outing. I had some beer as well. I don't think I could do that anymore now.

Does anybody here buy some kits and never even build them till 6 months to a year later? I want to know because I've got like 20+ kits and it still growing.

…. the intersection of Commerce Ave. and Corporate Ave. in Filinvest Corporate City fronting the Pesteval Soup(er)Mall in Alabang.

“Damn! I knew we shouldn’t have taken the Skyhighway…. Now I think we’re friggin’ lost!” Yells our hero clad in brass rod staff, a shield made of ten layers of 1.2mm-thick sheet styrene, a cardboard sword, and his newly acquired and repaired 10-ton Trebuchet christened "Lulu Belle"

“Hmn…. We aren’t lost! I know this place… We’re near the Pesteval Soup(er)Mall wherein we could have lunch before we turn back for Bicutan!”, mumbles Ef Fiji.

But upon entry into the soup(er)mall they chance upon an eXTeeCee hobby shop guarded by the dreaded IMU (intriguerang maskuladong unano) named Veronica who….