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The releases you hope will NEVER happen
mmeier
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Posted: Saturday, December 03, 2016 - 12:09 AM UTC
Over in the AFV-Forum we are doing the "year end wishlist". How about a list of "Releases I do NOT want to see"? I mean aside from "not another nazi or nazi paper panzer".

1) "Girls of the Nazi Party"

The german version of Masterbox 1/35 and 1/24 "Pinup" girls. A set of six sturdy-muscular blonds with braids/pigtails in various "Riefenstahl inspired" poses (pointing optional) or wearing Jackboots and a "good mother" version of the german uniform

2) Reality series: "A long stop"

A "real life" based version of the 1&24 "A short stop" figures featuring a sour faced filling station attendend in baggy/dirty coverall, a "get on I have no time" yuppy type and a "i can give you the exact sum in small coin" elder lady

3) Fantasy series "The cosplayers"

Contains a "Slave girl Leia" with a "Leia" that is closer in size to Roseanne Barr, a "Conan" that has long replaced his sixpack with a beer crate and other realistic elements
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Posted: Saturday, December 03, 2016 - 01:28 AM UTC

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Over in the AFV-Forum we are doing the "year end wishlist". How about a list of "Releases I do NOT want to see"? I mean aside from "not another nazi or nazi paper panzer".

1) "Girls of the Nazi Party"

The german version of Masterbox 1/35 and 1/24 "Pinup" girls. A set of six sturdy-muscular blonds with braids/pigtails in various "Riefenstahl inspired" poses (pointing optional) or wearing Jackboots and a "good mother" version of the german uniform




Hildegard & Brunhilde but what are the names of the other four ?
MikeyBugs95
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Posted: Saturday, December 03, 2016 - 03:54 AM UTC
Gertrude Burkhalter?
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Posted: Saturday, December 03, 2016 - 07:05 AM UTC
1) Toddlers & Tiaras
Set contains one obese 8 year old with 8 year old version of two different backwater log cabin stripper outfits. Spurs and throw-up straw come in photo etch. Set also comes with morbidly obese helicopter mother and Rascal scooter with PE parts. The remaining two figures are estranged highschool dropout birth father with optional restraining order and half-full six pack of Schlitz and live-in boyfriend with oxycontin lab and optional "raised fist" arms.

2) Hillary email server set
Contents : server, sledgehammers, smashed cellphones and tablets, five IT workers in "Plead the Fifth" poses, two rigged voting machines
mmeier
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Posted: Saturday, December 03, 2016 - 07:17 AM UTC

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Over in the AFV-Forum we are doing the "year end wishlist". How about a list of "Releases I do NOT want to see"? I mean aside from "not another nazi or nazi paper panzer".

1) "Girls of the Nazi Party"

The german version of Masterbox 1/35 and 1/24 "Pinup" girls. A set of six sturdy-muscular blonds with braids/pigtails in various "Riefenstahl inspired" poses (pointing optional) or wearing Jackboots and a "good mother" version of the german uniform




Hildegard & Brunhilde but what are the names of the other four ?



Helga, Kriemhild und Bertha always work.
BobJ
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Posted: Sunday, December 04, 2016 - 04:26 PM UTC
120mm Donald Trump!
Tojo72
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Posted: Sunday, December 04, 2016 - 05:40 PM UTC
120mm Queen Elizabeth II
mmeier
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Posted: Sunday, December 04, 2016 - 06:20 PM UTC
Jets for British carrier airgroup 2017-2021

Who would be willing to pay for an empty box

Removed by original poster on 12/18/16 - 00:31:14 (GMT).
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