I for one knew I wasn't going to be raptured away, so I decided to tidy my closet instead, for we all know cleanliness is next to godliness.
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lukiftian
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Posted: Sunday, May 22, 2011 - 12:41 PM UTC
http://www.borowitzreport.com/2011/05/21/god-ill-end-the-world-when-im-good-and-ready-me-damn-it/
I for one knew I wasn't going to be raptured away, so I decided to tidy my closet instead, for we all know cleanliness is next to godliness.
I for one knew I wasn't going to be raptured away, so I decided to tidy my closet instead, for we all know cleanliness is next to godliness.
betheyn
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Posted: Sunday, May 22, 2011 - 12:55 PM UTC
I went, saw there was no Internet, so I came back 
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Andy
.Andy
billbill
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Posted: Sunday, May 22, 2011 - 01:55 PM UTC
Can you imagine all the good they could have done with that money
Jessie_C
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Posted: Sunday, May 22, 2011 - 03:57 PM UTC
melonhead
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Posted: Monday, May 23, 2011 - 02:59 PM UTC
poor harold, no need to worry. everyone makes mistakes. its not the end of the world!
lukiftian
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Posted: Monday, May 23, 2011 - 05:13 PM UTC
Mom pulled a Goebbels, eh? Well, at least they'll survive to become agnostics.
On the other hand, maybe he meant May 21 Gregorian? That would be next Saturday....
Gendrok
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Posted: Monday, May 23, 2011 - 09:25 PM UTC
The only thing that ended is the functionality of my air compressor. Hopefully I can easily fix the damned thing. 
05Sultan
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Posted: Tuesday, May 24, 2011 - 03:56 AM UTC
Obviously, Harold is not of Mayan descent. He's about 18 months off. 
Poor kids. Mom was whacko before this happened so it's good she won't be able to do more damage in the name of love and God.
For me, I hope there's beer in hell..
Poor kids. Mom was whacko before this happened so it's good she won't be able to do more damage in the name of love and God.
For me, I hope there's beer in hell..
jimb
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Posted: Tuesday, May 24, 2011 - 05:09 AM UTC
Now he's saying that he made a mistake (no kidding), and that it's going to happen on October 21, 2011. So we get to do it all over again!
Jim
Jim
Jessie_C
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Posted: Tuesday, May 24, 2011 - 06:47 AM UTC
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Now he's saying that he made a mistake (no kidding), and that it's going to happen on October 21, 2011. So we get to do it all over again!
Jim
mauserman
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Posted: Tuesday, May 24, 2011 - 06:51 AM UTC
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Now he's saying that he made a mistake (no kidding), and that it's going to happen on October 21, 2011. So we get to do it all over again!
Jim
Oh great, now it's ending the day before my birthday.
melonhead
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Posted: Tuesday, May 24, 2011 - 06:56 AM UTC
Quoted Text
Quoted TextNow he's saying that he made a mistake (no kidding), and that it's going to happen on October 21, 2011. So we get to do it all over again!
Jim
Oh great, now it's ending the day before my birthday.
same here. from what i saw online, before it was known as a hoax(by his followers obviously), i read that may 21 is judgement day and oct 21st, the world would be engulfed by fire. this was a completely different website than his.
MLD
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Posted: Tuesday, May 24, 2011 - 08:40 AM UTC
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Obviously, Harold is not of Mayan descent. He's about 18 months off.
Poor kids. Mom was whacko before this happened so it's good she won't be able to do more damage in the name of love and God.
For me, I hope there's beer in hell..
There is beer in hell,of that I am sure..
but it's Lite
and warm
and flat
and American
from cans...
Jessie_C
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Posted: Tuesday, May 24, 2011 - 09:34 AM UTC
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There is beer in hell,of that I am sure..
but it's Lite
and warm
and flat
and American
from cans...
...filled with cigarette buts from the daemons' party last night...
betheyn
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Posted: Tuesday, May 24, 2011 - 11:47 AM UTC
Quoted Text
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There is beer in hell,of that I am sure..
but it's Lite
and warm
and flat
and American
from cans...
...filled with cigarette buts from the daemons' party last night...
Its an acquired taste then
.Andy
Jessie_C
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Posted: Tuesday, May 24, 2011 - 02:39 PM UTC
lukiftian
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Posted: Tuesday, May 24, 2011 - 04:20 PM UTC
Quoted Text
Quoted TextNow he's saying that he made a mistake (no kidding), and that it's going to happen on October 21, 2011. So we get to do it all over again!
Jim
On the other hand, the atheist signs in Kelowna disappeared miraculously. Some say it was an act of god.
lukiftian
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Posted: Tuesday, May 24, 2011 - 04:22 PM UTC
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That's very David Icke of you, Jessie.
retiredbee2
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Posted: Tuesday, May 24, 2011 - 05:01 PM UTC
I almost had a nice rapture today, after moving some heavy boxes in a friends garage. So, are all of his followers lining up for some kool aid ? Just wondering.
So, are all of his followers lining up for some kool aid ? Just wondering.Jessie_C
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Posted: Tuesday, May 24, 2011 - 05:51 PM UTC
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That's very David Icke of you, Jessie.
Really? I'd have said Ryan North or Randall Munroe myself.
{google}
Ewww Icke! Oh my goodness, what an utter, utter... I don't have a word bizarre enough, but he's a complete and utter one nonetheless.
{/google}
robtmelvin
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Posted: Wednesday, May 25, 2011 - 05:32 AM UTC
History is full of these guys that decide they have figured out the day and time of the second coming, rapture, etc.. The thing that has always amazed me is that they are able to get other people, in some cases some very successful, ostensibly intelligent people, to buy into their bull goose looney ideas. I read about one man who, in preparation for this most recent edition of the end of the world, gave away several hundred thousand dollars. He said he knew he was a Christian and would be going to heaven in the rapture, so he gave all his money away. Wonder did he give it to some sinners?
retiredbee2
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Posted: Wednesday, May 25, 2011 - 05:46 AM UTC
If you are a Christian you realize that all people are sinners with only one exception, but He died over two thousand years ago. You are right.............it is amazing how some otherwise intelligent people can fall for and follow this kind of person. It also bewilders me as to why anyone would want to be a liberal, and follow the great guru Obama. Is there a connection ????
barkingdigger
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Posted: Wednesday, May 25, 2011 - 06:50 AM UTC
Pity the Rapture was postponed - I was looking forward to a little peace and quiet around here...
Emeritus
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Posted: Wednesday, May 25, 2011 - 09:11 PM UTC
Rapture? My "song of the day" last Saturday! 
retiredyank
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Posted: Wednesday, May 25, 2011 - 11:20 PM UTC
So I can still use my white robe and doctored punch 
Don't worry, we still have 522 generations before the end of the world
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