without any extremely painful or too unsightly genetic alterations (moderately painful or minor alterations I can deal with).

hello

it's easy you just donate me a fine hummel dml tank and i fix the whole process for you

just must admit i'm kind

do that and you are a new member of the dsb (fan)club

with kind regards

dmd


ps, just ask dave (david tong) SS-74

How about a bottle each of Solvaset, Ambroid ProWeld and cheap scotch?


Hmmm, becoming a pig sounds more fun by the minute

wait, somebody builds models of those old French "pony" postcards? . . .. .


Uhh . . . .. . . . what the hey, I'll join anyway

hi

it's nice that you join, but you still have donated tht model :-)

greetingssaahhh

dmd

Uh.... I don't have one. How about this really great 1/32 Monogram Panzer IV . . . .. .

:-)

offcores :-) , but while you are such a descent man, you don't have to buy my a model, go get one for your own purpose and have fun

greetingss and welcome

dmd

YOu know I always wondered about Dave....I always thought Dave was a little....you know / ,,,he he he

(++) Well......according to all of the women that I know............ all you have to do to be a pig is..... be a MAN! That having been said.....These are a few of the things that I have found that help in your transformation into SWINEDOM:
1. You must be TOTALLY NUTS..cracked..bonkers...have a screw loose, etc.
2. You must hate Wolves and Fluvians..the sworn enemies of little piggies
3. Your sty must smell like an aromatic mixture of glue/ paint/ thinner/ sweat and methane gas (from all the beans you eat because you can't afford anything else because your entire budget is spent on models since your wife left you for the Bissel vacuum cleaner man and you don't have a life and your kids hate you bacause you don't take a shower and you stink like glue and paint and thinner and methane gas and burning Bissel vacuum cleaner bags because..........!) Not that that is an autobiographical antecdote or anything!?
4. you must be kind,generous, love children and long walks along the beach at sunset, a social drinker and smoker and have lots of money..hey wait..that my personal ad in the penny saver..disregard #4.
Adhere to the first three and you can be a successful PIG..or your money back!
I hope this helps you to make a smooth transition into pigdom..if not...lambs,wolves and Fluvians are down the hall to your left. Have a nice flight and please return the flight attendant to her original upright position.