A DEA agent, together with an ATF and an FBI agent as part of a task force shows up at a ranch in central Colorado.

The agents tell the rancher, "We need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs."

The old rancher says, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there. . . you. . ."

The DEA agent verbally explodes and cuts in saying, "Mister, we carry the authority of the Federal Government with us."

Reaching into his rear pant pocket and removing his badge. The agent proudly displays it to the farmer.

"See this badge? . . .This badge means we are allowed to go wherever we wish, on any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?"

The old rancher nods politely and goes about his chores.

Later, the old rancher hears loud screams and spies the three agents running for their lives and close behind is the rancher's prize black bull.

With everyone of their steps the bull is still gaining ground on the agents.

The agents are clearly terrified.

The old rancher immediately throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs. . .

" Your badges! Show him your badges! "

Nice one Stephen, I needed something to make me laugh.

Was A good laugh.. Thanks milvehfan

nice...