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For all the Baby Boomers out there
animal
Member Since: December 15, 2002
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Posted: Wednesday, December 03, 2008 - 12:29 PM UTC
Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate the circumstances of aging baby boomers.
They include:
Bobby Darin ---
Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.
Herman's Hermits ---
Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker .
Ringo Starr ---
I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.
The Bee Gees -- -
How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.
Roberta Flack---
The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.
Johnny Nash ---
I Can't See Clearly Now.
Paul Simon ---
Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
The Commodores ---
Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.
Marvin Gaye ---
Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.
Procol Harem---
A Whiter Shade of Hair.
Leo Sayer ---
You Make Me Feel Like Napping.
The Temptations ---
Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.
Abba ---
Denture Queen.
Tony Orlando ---
Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.
Helen Reddy --- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.
Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.
And Last but NOT least:
Willie Nelson --- On the Commode Again
muchachos
Ontario, Canada
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Posted: Wednesday, December 03, 2008 - 01:37 PM UTC
(singing) "I hope I die before I get old"
keenan
Indiana, United States
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Posted: Wednesday, December 03, 2008 - 02:52 PM UTC
Man, you guys are old.
Shaun
Living this one:
"Paul Simon ---
Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver"
/Turning 45 next year
//Amazed daily a made it this long
Shaun
Living this one:
"Paul Simon ---
Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver"
/Turning 45 next year
//Amazed daily a made it this long
Posted: Wednesday, December 03, 2008 - 02:57 PM UTC
Dave do not do that to me when I am at work.
Posted: Thursday, December 04, 2008 - 01:40 AM UTC
"Paul Simon ---
Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
Isn't that what John Daly sings on the PGA tour? uhmmm,when he has an exemption?
He's still my favorite party animal!
Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
Isn't that what John Daly sings on the PGA tour? uhmmm,when he has an exemption?
He's still my favorite party animal!
Splinty2001
Michigan, United States
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Posted: Thursday, December 04, 2008 - 02:41 AM UTC
I laughed so hard I messed my Depends!
Bigrip74
Texas, United States
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Posted: Thursday, December 04, 2008 - 05:02 AM UTC
HEY!!! Dont knock my depends they are life savers, and Willie says it truthfully about the cammode.
Robert
Robert
long_tom
Illinois, United States
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Posted: Friday, December 12, 2008 - 12:37 PM UTC
A baby boomer girlfriend of mine wears Depends. Unfortunately it was since she was six years old, the result of injuring herself when falling off a tire swing.