Cheeseburger in a Can.
The Myth:

The reality:

The Taste Test

(in place of the barfing smilie)

You're a braver man than I, Gunga Din! Al

And I thought those menu pictures at McDonald's were like the ultimate form of product embellishment...

I recently saw those in a camping equipment store's ad, and immediately knew what was going on when I read the fine print saying "Picture is a serving suggestion. Lettuce, onions, tomatoes etc. not included".

"etc" here appears to mean "everything else"

Warning! may not contain real burger

If you put enough ketchup on it , Delicious

Well, that's what ketchup was originally developed for in the fist place. During WW1, something was needed to make the food more edible for soldiers. With a good dose of ketchup, even spoiled, moldy and tainted food tasted ok, sometimes even good.

i would love on of these, please crazy german company, Kann Ich habe eine Hamburger Bitte!

Just goes to show you, not all German secret weapons are viable !!

All of a sudden, my memories of "Ham and Limas" (Ham and Motha's) from the old C rations have become fond! We never gave those to prisoners for fear of being accused of torturing them.....but I can see now that some fool has outdone that entre offering!

Man!!! That is disgusting!!! I think I'd just go hungry or kill something if that's all I had in my pack.

Semper Fi,
Dave