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New Ministry Appointment
SS-74
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Vatican City
Member Since: May 13, 2002
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Posted: Saturday, March 29, 2003 - 04:23 PM UTC
I have the honour to appoint Herr von Selrach El Diablo Loco something something something as the Sty enforcer due to his wrestling background.

He shall be working closely with GSO and Internal Security. Oink Sieg Oink!!!!!

ladymodelbuilder
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Posted: Saturday, March 29, 2003 - 04:36 PM UTC
Congrats to ya Selrach !!!
Posted: Saturday, March 29, 2003 - 05:19 PM UTC
And I, as Imperator Prime do confer upon SS-74 the title of Heir to the Porcine Throne and Most Noble Prince of Oinkers. You deserve this and more you silly person you.

And to Sel von Selrach, I make him the most Royal Protector of My Imperious Bulk and may he always have many good wallows and oinks!

Chris the Imperial Swine
SOW1
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Posted: Saturday, March 29, 2003 - 11:16 PM UTC
Congratulations Charles Von Selrach!!!
WeWillHold
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Posted: Sunday, March 30, 2003 - 12:51 AM UTC
"El Diablo Von Selster"

Congrats on this well deserved appointment, and may your wrestling tights serve you well in your Sty duties and never constrict you in the ---er---uhm---vital areas :-) :-)

ps: Please post video tapes of some of your past ring exploits on EBay so I can bid on them
sgtreef
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Posted: Sunday, March 30, 2003 - 02:24 AM UTC
Okay our owm Wrestle Mania dude. So how is Hulk Holgan think he has to retire now?
Congrats oh noble Bouncer of the Sty kicker of many butts Slayer of the Fluvian mence.
OInk freaken Oink

plus a big salute
Bodeen
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Posted: Sunday, March 30, 2003 - 07:00 AM UTC
:-) Ve are lookink forvard to vorkink ferry close vis you. Inter agency co-operation und all zat schtuff. Wilkommen..und if I can do anysing to make za tranzaction zmooser chust let me know. Over un out. Roger Dodger. Up up and away. If Polly's in trouble I am not slow...It's hip hip hip and away i go! Holy Pig's Knuckles Batman.
FAUST
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Posted: Sunday, March 30, 2003 - 08:48 AM UTC
Congrats Selrach with the new appointment


GeneralFailure
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Posted: Sunday, March 30, 2003 - 09:07 AM UTC
Hmmm... sounds tasty ! :-)

Da meanest wolf in the woods.
merkava8
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Posted: Sunday, March 30, 2003 - 09:15 AM UTC
Congrats....I just love all our self appointed titles.....but one that is actually bestowed...well thats just cool #:-) #:-) #:-)
TankCarl
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Posted: Monday, March 31, 2003 - 11:23 AM UTC
Oinkies Sel.have the significant other embroider a DSB crest onto your wrestling singlet,and prepare for action.
modelnut4
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Posted: Monday, March 31, 2003 - 12:38 PM UTC
Congratulations Herr Von Selrach,

I think Dave is looking for some protection, from what, I have no idea, but knowing Dave as we do, I'm sure you will enjoy it. Maybe his problem is an old girlfiend come back to haunt him, the list is not that long, so....

Again, couldn't have happened to a better porker, I look forward to more mayhem.