I got this sillyness from the radio this morning thought it may pass a bit of time for us.Questions like where does your lap go when you stand up?
and if a tree falls in a forest and there`s no one there to hear it does it make a noise.

1. Lap morfs into support pins.

2. Yes I know because a deaf man told me.

The first question may come from Steven Wright and the second is one of those philosophical games sophists like to play.
A better question is, "If a tree falls on a mime in the forest and nobody else is there to save him, will anyone care?"

this is an old one...what it is really asking is "if there is was no consciousness in the Universe (humans or their equivalent),would the Universe really exist?"

Why don't they produce cat food with mouse taste?

If a cockpit voice recorder is indestructible... why don't they make the complete aircraft out of the same material?

Why do you start to push harder on the buttons of your remote control when the batteries are nearly empty?

Why do Kamikaze pilotes wear a helmet?

Who did put the signs "do not walk on the grass" on the grass?

What happened to the first 6 ups?

When the human discovered that cows produces Milk what the hell was he actually looking for?

If a word is misspelled in the dictionary... how would the people that made it know?

Why did that idiot of a Noah not kill the 2 mosquito's?

If I buy a new boomerang how do I get rid of the old one?

Just a few that I reminded when I read the above unanswerable questions

with friendly greetz

Robert Blokker

Why do men have nipples?

Whats the opposite of opposite ?
Why is abbreviation such a long word ?
Why is small bigger then big ?
Andy

Since the doctor always says to take two aspirins, why don't we just double their size?
Why, on TV, did "The Incredible Hulk's" shirt always rip but his pants never did?
If Superman could stop bullets with his chest, why did he always duck if the bad guy threw the gun at him?
Why is taking the skin off an animal "dressing", but taking our clothes off "undressing"?
Don't you have to "re-start" before refinishing a table?
Where does all the white go when the snow melts?
Why is baseball called the World Series if it is only played in the US?
Why do we say the alarm went off when, in fact, it went on?
How do you draw a blank?
If planets are in the sky, are we in the sky too?
Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn't they be more specific and say "employees of this place only!?
If shampoo comes in so many colours, why is the lather on your head always white?
Why do people say "It's always in the last place you look"? Of course it is always in the last place you look, what kind of moron would keep on looking after he'd found it?0
If one of the synchronize swimmers drowns, do they all have to?
Why is it called a Doctors' Practice?
When Something Is New And Improved. If It's New It Can't Have Been There Before But If It's Improved It Must Have Been There Before.
If people say it's the best thing since sliced bread, what was the best thing before sliced bread?
Why is the lethal injection needle sterilised?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
How does the man who drives the snow plough get to work?
Before they invented drawing boards what did they go back to?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?
Why is it called the tourist season if you can't shoot them?
If Walmart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing in the store is free yet?
If something "goes without saying", why do people still say it?
If olive oil comes from olives, why doesn't baby oil come from babies?
If a cow laughs hard, does milk come out it's nose?

I have a book, could go on for ever



redleg

Faust, Redleg, .... - nicely done !!!!!
Reminds me of the old one, " why do dogs lick themselves ? "
Answer .... " Because they can "
That's wrong I happen to know they do it because when you come home from work, you're going to say hi and let them lick your face !!!!

And why is round pizza delivered in square boxes ?
Cheyenne

"Have you stopped getting drunk?"

Nope, still can't find a substitute for celery in my Bloody Marys tho !!!!

Why do we drive on the parkway, and park in the driveway. (For that matter how do you park IN the driveway.)

whoa...dude

why on official documents do they write "this page left intentionaly blank "on a blank page.Cos is it`s not blank anymore is it.

As a Biologist, I can tell you the answer: evolution