Maybe I shouldn't give you some of these, but here goes:
Investment tips for 2007 for all of you with any money left,
be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can
get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.
Watch for these consolidations in 2007.
1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller
Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. Will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers
join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker.
3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:
MMMGood.
4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota
Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa
5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:
FedUP.
6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild.
7. Grey Poupon and Do cker Pants are expected to become:
PouponPants.
8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of
Women will become: Knott NOW!
And finally
9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge
under the new name: TittyTittyBang Bang
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Investments tips for 2007
Grumpyoldman

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Posted: Thursday, July 12, 2007 - 05:16 AM UTC
insolitus

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Posted: Thursday, July 12, 2007 - 05:30 AM UTC
Quoted Text
6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild.
9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge
under the new name: TittyTittyBang Bang
Haha! Thanks for the laugh of the day!
Snowhand

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Posted: Thursday, July 12, 2007 - 06:02 AM UTC
OK, now who is going to get that coffee off my screen ?
Thankx for the laugh
Thankx for the laugh

Hot-wheels

Member Since: April 28, 2007
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Posted: Thursday, July 12, 2007 - 02:21 PM UTC
Hi Dave
LOL That great, Man I needed that.
When I read the title I almost thought it was for real. Then I thought what model builder is going to have spare money that not already invested in plastic. Man I ain't laughed like that in a long time.
Harry
P.S. Can I get a job with that last company ? gota love it.
LOL That great, Man I needed that.
When I read the title I almost thought it was for real. Then I thought what model builder is going to have spare money that not already invested in plastic. Man I ain't laughed like that in a long time.
HarryP.S. Can I get a job with that last company ? gota love it.
goldenpony

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Posted: Thursday, July 12, 2007 - 02:41 PM UTC
I should have smelled a rat before I even read the thread. I thought, wow, a thread on investments in the model boards, neat. I can pass along some of my wisdom, then, the other shoe dropped.
But, I will say, very funny!
But, I will say, very funny!
NebLWeffah

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Posted: Monday, July 16, 2007 - 04:07 AM UTC
Good one Dave, thanks for perking up my Monday morning.....
Bob
Bob
generalzod

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Posted: Monday, July 16, 2007 - 05:06 AM UTC
Good ones Dave
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