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Der Sonntag Bund Roll Call, Part 2
TankCarl
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Posted: Sunday, March 02, 2003 - 06:11 AM UTC
Oink
SS-74
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Posted: Sunday, March 02, 2003 - 03:15 PM UTC
Damn, General, you are funny dude! Great to have you in the sty as the delgation from the Wolves.
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Posted: Monday, March 03, 2003 - 01:05 PM UTC
Little pig little pig let me IN!

I was on a camping trip and drunk and trying to get some aliens to abduct me. I was bored and heard they do neat experiments........

Conditional..........OINK!

SS-74
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Posted: Monday, March 03, 2003 - 01:15 PM UTC
Mr. Fritz,

I welcome you to be pig number 67!!!! Oinkty Oink Oink!!!!!

Alien Abduction? neat stuff, I was abuducted by a Singaporean last night, does it count?

Oink Oink #:-) #:-) #:-) #:-) #:-) #:-) #:-) #:-) #:-)
SOW1
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Posted: Monday, March 03, 2003 - 06:39 PM UTC
Lord Davidus, not quite the same! lol But nice try~!
RichSharpe
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Posted: Tuesday, March 11, 2003 - 06:39 PM UTC
I've met most of you in the chatroom, but I have not joined up yet. I would also like to formally request membership in your illustrious club of pork!

SS-74
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Posted: Tuesday, March 11, 2003 - 06:47 PM UTC
Rich, I welcome you as Pig Number 68.

68 is from Canada, a Chinese too, that can't be good. Dave
RichSharpe
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Posted: Wednesday, March 12, 2003 - 05:13 AM UTC
Yay! I too can call myself a pig now!
WeWillHold
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Posted: Wednesday, March 12, 2003 - 07:19 AM UTC
Hey Rich, congrats, and a big Oinkity welcome to Pig #68.

Based on your pics on the other Sty post, I would like to request from you and Dave, that your three little furry critters be designated to "ferret" out any Fluvians that attempt to cross the Sty.


ps: Rich-in case you didn't don't know, the Sty is at war with the Fluvian's, (and a couple of washed up Big Bad Wolves also) :-) ------read some of the other posts and you'll see

Welcome and see ya in the chat room.

Steve aka WeWillHold
RichSharpe
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Posted: Wednesday, March 12, 2003 - 07:49 AM UTC

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ps: Rich-in case you didn't don't know, the Sty is at war with the Fluvian's, (and a couple of washed up Big Bad Wolves also) :-) ------read some of the other posts and you'll see



Thanks for the welcome message... But just what in the world are Fluvians?!
TwistedFate
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Posted: Wednesday, March 12, 2003 - 09:32 AM UTC
Fluvians are cute. . .I mean hideous. . . I mean DELICOUS water vegetables (really tasty with fava beans and a nice chianti mmmm) Nobody is really sure exactly what they look like although there have been several discussions on this very topic. It's best to treat all non piggies (and several piggies) with extreme caution. You can never be sure who or what is a Fluvian. There has been a rumour that Mal has a Fluvian powered assembly line churning out world class models. He may have more information on them if this is true. The rumour was started by Pig #2 so the validity is highly questionable. Dave just hasn't been the same since he started building wingy things.

Anyway, welcome to The Sty. Oink Oink.

P.S I think we need some piggy emoticons.
blaster76
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Posted: Sunday, March 16, 2003 - 07:42 PM UTC
I request entry into this prestigious order. I am a holder of the red nose plug award (very prestigious since I'm armor and not artillery) for being overrun by Boar hogs during night fire exercises at Grafewoehr in 1978. I also won the bluevolute bumper spring wrd for sleeping with two different wome two nights in a row not being related to me and there being NO SEX involved.
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Posted: Sunday, March 16, 2003 - 09:36 PM UTC

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I request entry into this prestigious order. I am a holder of the red nose plug award (very prestigious since I'm armor and not artillery) for being overrun by Boar hogs during night fire exercises at Grafewoehr in 1978. I also won the bluevolute bumper spring wrd for sleeping with two different wome two nights in a row not being related to me and there being NO SEX involved.



Welcome Blaster, you are officially Pig No. 70. Your previous actions or should I say non-actions (2 women in 2 nights, and just sleep???? Now go to GSO HQ for interrogation and re-education!!!!!)Definitely speak well of your self! Oinkty Oink Oink!!!!!

#:-) #:-) #:-) #:-) #:-) #:-) #:-) #:-)
chip250
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Posted: Friday, March 21, 2003 - 03:34 PM UTC
Hey, count me in. Give me a cool number, and I will be gatekeeper of the sty.

Thanks!

~Chip :-)
SS-74
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Posted: Friday, March 21, 2003 - 03:46 PM UTC

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Hey, count me in. Give me a cool number, and I will be gatekeeper of the sty.

Thanks!

~Chip :-)



Chip, welcome to be Pig No. 71. and Da Gatekeeper of the Sty...but do we have a gate? Man. I am confused!!!!!!!!! Oinkty Oink Oink!
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Posted: Friday, March 21, 2003 - 06:54 PM UTC
I would humbly like to request entry into this illustrious club. Knowing a liitle about things that go boom. I could help booby trap the sty to keep all unwanted persons and things away.
Posted: Friday, March 21, 2003 - 11:01 PM UTC
hey warlock0322,
as #1 piggy and overall nice swine, i welcome you into the DSB as Pig #72. have much fun, good modelbuilding and always be silly.

Chris the Biggest Pig in the Poke
warlock0322
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Posted: Friday, March 21, 2003 - 11:09 PM UTC
Thank you oh exhalted one I will wear the 72 with pride and honor
PZKFWIII
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Posted: Saturday, March 22, 2003 - 03:24 PM UTC
I hereby formally request entry into DSB. Pending background check, (I hope they don't know about the Israeli condom incident) I also request a direct commission to the rank of Director of the Ministry of Funny Walks. (If the position is available.) Thank you for the gracious audience O Great other white meat.
SS-74
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Posted: Saturday, March 22, 2003 - 10:09 PM UTC

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I hereby formally request entry into DSB. Pending background check, (I hope they don't know about the Israeli condom incident) I also request a direct commission to the rank of Director of the Ministry of Funny Walks. (If the position is available.) Thank you for the gracious audience O Great other white meat.



Pz III Ausf ? , I velcome sie to be our newest member Pig 73. Oinkty Freak'n Oink! GSO will look into your background, to determine which Ausf you are. If it's decided that you are an Tauchpanzer, zen sie are in gross gross trouble. Because GSO would suspect Sie might be a Fluvian (Refer to Fluvian Thread for vat ist a Fluvian), and we vill also look into die Isreal COndem Incident especially. JA! VE VANT TO KNOW THE INCIDENT!!!!!!!

Velcome, and see ya in die Chat!!! Oink....Oink..............Long Oink!!!!!

P.S. We are white meat!!!!!!

P.P.S. Any new member vell be member 75, vecause 74 is already reserved....hehe

P.P.P.S fuuny walks? vhat's that? Ya Funny? or Ya walk? Sure ya can be that! Sow1 is gonna love you, she ist a gross gross Monty fan. #:-) #:-) #:-)
PZKFWIII
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Posted: Saturday, March 22, 2003 - 11:34 PM UTC
WOOO HOO!!! Pig #73...I wear my badge mit pride! Loooook at me...Pig Sevny tree...(as Der Pigzer Leid ist playing in die background)

Israeli Condom Incident. or How I learned to love the bomb:

The time: March '99
The place: Elait Israel also known as freaky deaky sex land.
The man: Me....who? Was I really in Israel? HOW MANY CARLSBURGS??????
The woman....hmmm....name? ....name....large mammaries...no...that wasn't her name....
Well at any rate she was a mexican stripper. (yes in Israel)
The Item. Used Trojan. Used. not new. not fresh, nor clean.
The catalyst: My buddies foot. (there were several of us sharing the room)

The incident: Brit Bartender at "The underground" ...."Which one of you blokes does not know how to dispose of a condom?"

THANK YOU US ARMY!!!
BroAbrams
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Posted: Sunday, March 23, 2003 - 01:50 PM UTC
I guess, as promised, I will now formally enlist in the DSB. Sieg Oink!

Rob
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Posted: Sunday, March 23, 2003 - 02:08 PM UTC

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I guess, as promised, I will now formally enlist in the DSB. Sieg Oink!

Rob



I welcome Brother Rob as Pig Number 74! Oink Freak'n Oink!

And also minister of religion.

Oink Oink Oink!!!!
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Posted: Saturday, March 29, 2003 - 08:00 AM UTC
I wouldmlike to be pig number 75 ( I guess that ones still isn't taken ) and become the other white meat!And be minister of: the horribley skinny pithetic looking piggys
Posted: Saturday, March 29, 2003 - 01:21 PM UTC
As High Grand Exalted Hog, I confer upon you Pig #75 and extend to you the Royal Knuckle. Welcome to the Sty, grunt and squeal like the rest of us.

Chris Your local fine swine